How does one go clubbing slowly and cautiously?

[StealthPolarBear]

Wear a very big dress?

@SomebodysMum

Big fish Little fish Fucking giant cardboard box.

To wear, obviously.

@StealthPolarBear

Some excellent practical suggestions. Can anyone develop a new dance?

Safety dance

Ketamine 🤣🤣.

Sadly of course those happy to go clubbing, and I don't blame them at all... Will also be the ones not bothering with masks or other mitigation issues.

Downers?