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Boris Johnson pledging a more feminine recovery economically from Covid

74 replies

User135644 · 11/06/2021 21:52

twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1403361631170711553

Boris wants to build back in a more feminine way.

This sounds really encouraging. Who's back on the Boris bus after hearing this?

OP posts:
SonnetForSpring · 11/06/2021 21:54

Boris is full of crap. He likes to sound good but what he actually does is another thing completely.

PracticingPerson · 11/06/2021 21:56

If you believe that, you're a mug.

He says anything. If his lips are moving, he's lying.

MaMelon · 11/06/2021 21:57

I was never on the Boris bus but if by some miracle this turns out not to be more of the same steaming pile of BS we’ve come to expect from the man then great. I’m not holding my breath though.

Moonme · 11/06/2021 21:59

Didn’t he say in a more gender-neutral, feminine way? Which confused me.

User135644 · 11/06/2021 21:59

@PracticingPerson

If you believe that, you're a mug.

He says anything. If his lips are moving, he's lying.

He sounded genuine.
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Barbie222 · 11/06/2021 22:00

Boris wants to build back in a more feminine way.

This sounds really encouraging. Who's back on the Boris bus after hearing this?

This really made me laugh out loud.

PracticingPerson · 11/06/2021 22:04

He sounded genuine

Oh I'm totally convinced then Hmm

Come on! Of course he sounded genuine. Practised liars do.

If you believe a word he says, you're a mug. He's a proven liar, has-been sacked twice for lying.

HarveySchlumpfenburger · 11/06/2021 22:05

He often sounds genuine. It doesn’t tend to stop the fact that whatever comes out of his mouth is a load of horse shit.

The man is pathologically incapable of telling the truth about anything. Even when the health and well-being of the country has needed it over the last 15 months.

SonnetForSpring · 11/06/2021 22:06

@PracticingPerson

He sounded genuine

Oh I'm totally convinced then Hmm

Come on! Of course he sounded genuine. Practised liars do.

If you believe a word he says, you're a mug. He's a proven liar, has-been sacked twice for lying.

Exactly. This post must be a wind up. I can't believe anyone takes the man seriously.
PicsInRed · 11/06/2021 22:06

What the fuck is he talking about.

It all sounds a bit gender theory to me, so best guess is that Carrie's said some "stuff" to him at breakfast, and he half listened and then mithered it to the cameras as one garbled witter, much like he does with animal rights and the environment. He means none of it, but happy wife, happy life.

ButYouJustPointedToAIIOfMe · 11/06/2021 22:06
NinaMimi · 11/06/2021 22:07

I think you’re trolling us OP 😂

I believe that as much as I believe he’ll build that bridge between Scotland and Northern Ireland. Or the numerous other things he puts out there.

SonnetForSpring · 11/06/2021 22:09

@PicsInRed

What the fuck is he talking about.

It all sounds a bit gender theory to me, so best guess is that Carrie's said some "stuff" to him at breakfast, and he half listened and then mithered it to the cameras as one garbled witter, much like he does with animal rights and the environment. He means none of it, but happy wife, happy life.

Lol sadly probably true
herecomesthsun · 11/06/2021 22:10

lol lol

HarveySchlumpfenburger · 11/06/2021 22:10

He’s listed the things he was told to say and then got a bit lost and just started checking things in at the end hasn’t he.

Not only does he not sound genuine, but he sounds as though he’s not quite sure what words are going to come out of his mouth until hears them. Grin

Thedutchessofhastings · 11/06/2021 22:26

He just sounded to me like he had no idea what on earth he was talking about! What does that even mean???

SonnetForSpring · 11/06/2021 22:28

@RafaIsTheKingOfClay

He’s listed the things he was told to say and then got a bit lost and just started checking things in at the end hasn’t he.

Not only does he not sound genuine, but he sounds as though he’s not quite sure what words are going to come out of his mouth until hears them. Grin

Lol
Sarahlou63 · 11/06/2021 22:30

Carrie told him to say that. He hasn't got a fucking clue what he's talking about.

RuleWithAWoodenFoot · 11/06/2021 22:42

He has no respect for women at all. The end.

SengaMac · 11/06/2021 22:48

@PicsInRed

What the fuck is he talking about.

It all sounds a bit gender theory to me, so best guess is that Carrie's said some "stuff" to him at breakfast, and he half listened and then mithered it to the cameras as one garbled witter, much like he does with animal rights and the environment. He means none of it, but happy wife, happy life.

That's absolutely it.

sounded genuine !! You cannot be serious! He sounded like a 9-year old who thinks they're being really clever - as usual.

DatingDickheads · 11/06/2021 22:52

It made me detest him more.

Blossomtoes · 11/06/2021 22:56

I’ve just watched that on the news. It’s the biggest load of bollocks I’ve ever heard. Just word salad.

lemmein · 11/06/2021 23:04

@PicsInRed

What the fuck is he talking about.

It all sounds a bit gender theory to me, so best guess is that Carrie's said some "stuff" to him at breakfast, and he half listened and then mithered it to the cameras as one garbled witter, much like he does with animal rights and the environment. He means none of it, but happy wife, happy life.

😂😂😂
username4567720 · 11/06/2021 23:06

@User135644

twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1403361631170711553

Boris wants to build back in a more feminine way.

This sounds really encouraging. Who's back on the Boris bus after hearing this?

The 'let the bodies pile high' bus?

The only women Boris cares about are the women he's banging. I wouldn't listen to a word he says. If you still have faith in Boris, I have some magic beans you might be interested in. DM for deets.

UnsolicitedDickPic · 11/06/2021 23:11

Yeah OP, if you're doing some research for No.10 on how his policies are going over with women, please let them know that this woman in particular thinks he's a massive twat.