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Almost reached my limit -- Can I vent a little?

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LoveFall · 01/06/2021 22:58

I live in a highrise apartment building. Obviously there are elevators. It is what is called a strata building here. We own our own suites but share common property like the lobby, parking etc. Our balconies are also common property.

We have an "elected" strata council. I put elected in quotes because there is never an actual choice, we just have enough people usually who volunteer. Sadly, some of them think being on council is an incredibly important job. A bit like hall monitor or head girl. They are a necessary evil.

Ok, my point. Last week signs went up in the elevator titled "balcony etiquette." First of all, a good 50% or more of our building residents do not speak much English. Why use a pompous term, like etiquette which is not in common use?

It is a long list of rules about not letting any water fall off your balcony, not talking onthe phone, no smoking, please try to keep barbeque smoke down, no socializing etc. My favourite is don't throw plastic bags off the balcony.

The plastic bag one was a shock. I love throwing plastic bags off my balcony.Grin

There is already a long notice in the elevators and on bulletin boards about Covid 19 and the public health regs etc. it clearly states we must wear masks in all common areas. I love that it directs us to call police for violations. Sigh.

The almost or maybe actually the last straw is a new sign put up everywhere today. It has NOTICE in a two inch font, a picture of a masks and the words MASKS REQUIRED again in huge letters. No shit Sherlock.

Right next to the other notice about masks.

It is making my blood boil. I have never seen any of the mostly retired university professors or academics in our building without masks. The non English speakers are mostly Asian and wear masks all the time.

I can barely restrain myself from ripping it down. Enough already. WE KNOW.

If they are trying to change behaviour they are going about it wrong.

I can't believe something so trivial has annoyed me so much. Maybe venting can stop me committing the anti-social act of ripping down the sign and throwing it off my balcony in a plastic bag whilst overwatering my basil plant so the water runs off.Angry

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Bargebill19 · 02/06/2021 19:56

Oooo. Did he have to wear a mask too??????? 🤣

LoveFall · 02/06/2021 20:03

I suppose I could fashion something out of his stuffed lambchop toy. Which is becoming very tatty.

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Bargebill19 · 02/06/2021 20:10

That would lead to posters stating “save lambkins from the chop”

LauraAshleySofa · 02/06/2021 20:13

Could you make your own unofficial signs of permitted activities which haven't been expressly prohibited in the official signs?

For the avoidance of doubt, the following actions are permitted on the balcony
Orgies
Nudity
Pissing into the wind
Singing your own versions of hit songs

LoveFall · 02/06/2021 20:21

You are all wonderful. My rant worked. I actually feel good about the signs knowing I am not alone in this cruel world.Smile

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Bargebill19 · 02/06/2021 20:26

Might need photographic evidence that a night raid of a secret army of googly eyes was sanctioned for deployment and were successful in their mission to desecrate the signs. Or to deploy new ones. Either will do!

LoveFall · 02/06/2021 20:32

I'm waiting for the stealth overnight sign ripper to finish the job. But DH just came in and said the sign in the other elevator is untouched. Could be a target.

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Ostara212 · 02/06/2021 21:09

@LoveFall

I'm waiting for the stealth overnight sign ripper to finish the job. But DH just came in and said the sign in the other elevator is untouched. Could be a target.
I think Stealth Overn
Ostara212 · 02/06/2021 21:11

Oops
I think Stealth Overnight Sign Ripper needs a tag for her art.

But I also think you should wait to see how long it takes for someone to vandalise the other sign/s.

Bargebill19 · 02/06/2021 21:37

Over night sign ripper …. Is it lambchop or ninja dog?

LoveFall · 02/06/2021 21:56

The Prime Suspect is Lambchop. His cute disguise is a dead giveaway. Shari Lewis would be proud.

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LoveFall · 02/06/2021 21:59

The furry fellow himself.

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Bargebill19 · 02/06/2021 22:05

🤣🤣🤣

Aroundtheworldin80moves · 02/06/2021 22:12

Make some superhero/masquerade style masks (the ones that cover the top half of the your face) and hang them in the elevator saying 'please take a free mask to wear at all times'.

After all, it has never be clarified what part of our faces you are supposed to cover...

Lumene · 02/06/2021 22:32

I am ashamed to say I could volunteer and have lots of experience that would be useful, but I am not sure my tolerance of bat shit behaviour would last.

Fair enough, I would probably feel the same.

The posters sound tempting as a strategy.

LoveFall · 02/06/2021 22:46

Recent recognizance mission with dog and poo bags revealed some clues. The vandalism continues.

Part of the sign has now been thrown on the floor!

And I spotted some badly hidden shoes right next to the dog waste bin. Is this a clue?

The other sign remains strangely intact, as does the one on the bulletin board in the lobby (right next to the elevators).

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Bargebill19 · 02/06/2021 22:55

Lampchop wore the shoes to put humans off the scent. Cloven hoof marks are a bit of a give away. (Lampchop is smarter then the average bear).

Maybe the other notice has a spy hole or camera secreted nearby……

Bargebill19 · 02/06/2021 22:56

Is it just me or does that picture of a mask remind you of Hannibal lecter…..

Ostara212 · 02/06/2021 22:58

I think the shoes are a red herring.

Is the lobby busy? Well, not at night I guess.

I dunno, I'd not do anything because I reckon the Suspect Currently Identified As Lambchop might be active tonight.

Is the Residents Association mad enough to try a stakeout?

Bargebill19 · 02/06/2021 23:00

You need this.

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LoveFall · 03/06/2021 00:19

@Bargebill19

Is it just me or does that picture of a mask remind you of Hannibal lecter…..
It absolutely does remind me of Hannibal Lector. I think Lambchop may well be resting up for a other nocturnal act of antisocial leaping and gamboling.
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LoveFall · 03/06/2021 02:55

Another for heaven's sake.

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LoveFall · 03/06/2021 05:59

I am not so sure the prime suspect is fit for sabotage tonight (and this silly thread has give me new insight into Shari Lewis's talent).

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Bargebill19 · 03/06/2021 11:39

Thank you for that!

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