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Boris is "cautiously and irreversibly having a pint" next Monday at a pub.

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itsgettingwierd · 05/04/2021 17:31

What does this even mean?

That he's not planning on getting pissed really quickly and vomiting it back up again?

Fine to use slogans - they have a great use. But at least use them effectively and in context HmmGrin

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itsgettingwierd · 05/04/2021 20:37

At that particular moment he was failing to even sound coherent!

But despite his obvious flaws I do think he's improved massively the past few months in actually explaining stuff - then he throws in a gem like this 🤦‍♀️

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everyonecanjustfeckoff · 05/04/2021 22:01

Brexit-supporting Tim Martin of Wetherspoons will be pleased all his donations are paying off then.

CuthbertDibbleandGrubb · 05/04/2021 22:09

@itsgettingwierd Harold Shipman was probably quite coherent at his trial. His actions resulted in fewer deaths than Boris Johnson's delayed or inactions over the last year.

elephantoverthehill · 05/04/2021 22:14

Does he not work on Tuesday

RMRM · 05/04/2021 22:23

Like shite does Boris Johnson drink pints. Hundred quid bottles of wine more like.

Bordois · 05/04/2021 22:41

Boris having a cheeky pint with his mates...

Boris is "cautiously and irreversibly having a pint" next Monday at a pub.
itsgettingwierd · 06/04/2021 10:14

🤣🤣🤣

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