Ballet Dancer or Cyber Security

[Buckwheat80]

I'm trying to work out whether to pursue a career as a ballet dancer or in cyber security. Can anyone help me decide?

I've just done it and it basically told me to do the job I'm doing, but gave it a different job title. Which is good, because I definitely do not have the figure to be a ballerina.

I should be an actor, according to that test.
To date, my starring moment on stage was when I bit a visiting priest during my Primary School Nativity.
Still, there's time yet.

Apparently I could work in healthcare. I already Work in healthcare!

The reboot bot said I should be a copy editor. Which I was for 10 years .

@titchy sounds like you could manage the perfect piss up!

@DimidDavilby - brilliant.

career progression

downhill

definitely a teapot

I should be an actor, according to that test.

It seemed to be the top answer in mind which is bollocks - one of my more negative answers was the one about talking in front of others.

Some not too silly things when I skipped the 'creative and media' and answered some more questions in the computing, technology and digital. None very appealing though. (It wouldn't have been able to get close to my actual job as it's specialised science stuff)

They couldn’t recommend me any job category’s because of my answers.

Probably why The longest I’ve stayed in any job I’ve ever had is 6 months before jacking it in.

(There should have been the questions, “I hate other people” and “I hate working” - I would’ve strongly agreed with those).

@Sunbird24

Apparently I could be a Royal Marines Officer - pretty sure you still have to be a man for that one...

Nope, open to all who reach the standard now.

@DimidDavilby

If you can pull money out of your fanny *@DotheNextRightThing* I don't think you need a job

🤣🤣🤣

I’d be a good archeologist or psychiatrist apparantly. I don’t have a degree in either subject and people I do know with degrees in those subjects have been unable to find work in those areas.

What a shit website.

I also got a suggestion of lots of arts careers, of the type that are currently out of work!

That quiz is insulting if you were really looking for work.

Apparently anything from a seismologist, to a football referee, to a uni lecturer or a microbrewer.

I guess I'm difficult to place!

@nancy75

This is going to be my new job Technical architects help plan, design and build IT systems for clients I just need a few lessons in actually using a computer & I’ll be a natural!

It's not all it's cracked up to be, especially if the client is a tosser.

Mine said I’d be good at conducting funerals. The way things are going I might retrain now I’m sure I’ll have lots of work.

head chef, chef and cake decorator

I did not expect that!!!

@Coldwinterahead1

Mine said I’d be good at conducting funerals. The way things are going I might retrain now I’m sure I’ll have lots of work.

Yes quite, the government is helping that sector grow

I could never be a ballerina, I'm the wrong body shape.
I think working in a funeral parlour is a good career for anyone, always plenty of work.

Sports coach

I'm the kid who hid in the changing room to try and avoid hockey.

No suggestions for my actual job sector

I'd also be a great psychiatrist or archaeologist apparently. Or a teacher. Which is what I've been doing for 25 years.

Apparently fairground worker would suit me
?!?

Fairground worker is a very niche profession! Don’t you have to be born in to it?

Microbrewer (!) - feel like a pretty risky thing to be taking a punt at

Higher Education Lecturer - without any idea of my existing qualifications seems an unhelpful suggestion

Sadly think I’ll stick with healthcare