It's half term next week - who thinks the govt will say you can travel to campsites/holiday cottages/second homes?

[LaurieFairyCake]

After seeing that people are actually SHITTING on beaches because councils haven't opened toilets

Who thinks the government will say people can travel next week - and that councils need to open toilets?

I don't think so

Nope. Instead they'll close beaches to stop shitting.

I'd bloody love the second home rule to be lifted, I want to go to Cornwall.

No, not yet. If councils can’t keep their cleaning staff safe yet , then they won’t be opening. No joined up thinking going on with Boris et al.

Don’t think so to be honest. The next review isn’t due until the end of half term anyway. Can’t see them changing anything before that.

No chance.

Definitely not!

... shitting on beaches.

I hope everyone is made to stay at home.

To be fair, shitting on the beach is using common sense.. if the alternative is shitting in your car.

Lol, why would they move the next review date because of a half term that doesn't exist anymore?

To be fair, shitting on the beach is using common sense.. if the alternative is shitting in your car.

Oh come on, it's not beyond the foresight of most people to consider taking a bag or something with them, or at least picking the stuff up.

No. July is the tentative date for tourism. Very tentative

As for shitting. That's just disgusting. Everyone has an item of clothing, like socks, that can be sacrificed for bagging and binning an unexpected poo!

Shitting behind beach huts .. which we've paid for in advance but been told we can't use.. honestly today the beaches here are jam packed

Even if they did would be England only.. Scotland Wales and I Think Ireland (apologies if I'm wrong re Ireland), are still on complete lockdown

Not a chance

No chance.

Nope.

We had a cottage in St Ives booked, obviously we've cancelled, I'm gutted, but no way should people be going on holiday yet.

Nope. Instead they'll close beaches to stop shitting. No shitting on beaches here because they've opened the toilets.

Zero chance

Is there a market for standing on the beach selling doggie pooh bags for people to use?

NO

No, he wants schools to open, so its gently gently..

My local beach yesterday

Two people drowned yesterday in Cornwall as no lifeguard service

Crazy