Your favourite satirical description of the Downing Street briefing team

[LaurieFairyCake]

Mine is (and it genuinely brings tears to my eyes when I think of it) is the one about Matt Hancock

"Your sisters first boyfriend who had a car"

Just so, so apt

From Charlie Brooker btw

A jibbering omelette! Also matt Hancock

From Michael spicer who does that room next door thing on twitter

Matt Lucas sums up the essence of Boris's big Sunday announcement,