Kids won't be sprayed with disinfectant when schools reopen, Matt Hancock confirms

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But will they be stuck to the storytime carpet with extra-strong velcro to enforce social distancing?

No

Agreed, I want Velcro shackles so I can strap them to furniture. Y6 that is, they are going to be the ones being intentionally arsey.

I wondered if they were going to have those outside sinks you get on farms to help with handwashing

I want Velcro shackles so I can strap them to furniture.

I'm sure it's all done with love, Heffalumps.

And our Queen's Export Award-winning weapons industry make special edition cattle-prods suitable for humans. There must be a low-powered setting for KS2, and they could be fitted with handles exactly 2M long. Stay there, Timmy....