My children have turned feral

[screamer1]

They're 3 and 5. They keep attacking one another and loving it. Think it's the funniest thing to just keep wrestling. I'm having to literally prize them off each other all day.

What can I do? Send help!

cbeebies

Put them in separate rooms. Sit on the landing/hall floor reading and drinking wine!

If they're loving it, leave them at it. It's a pandemic, take the easy road for a while...

What's a legitimate amount of time to let them watch tv? Can I put them in cages? Why has this happened?

If they’re laughing rather than crying then just leave them to it

I only peel my 2 and 3 year old off each other if one is crying.

In pandemic my view is there is no such thing as too much telly. We have watched far far too much today but it's survival all the way so I refuse to feel guilty

They're SO physical. It's exhausting.

I look with envy upon my friends with sweet mature children who just want to focus and chill. The lunatics are running the asylum over here.

@screamer1 - I hate to tell you this - but this advert has popped up in the middle of your thread

How big are they?

A friend of mine has a dog crate going spare.

@Aridane amazing! That's just what I need. For me.

There's no sport on obviously
You'd make a killing if you live streamed it and got a betting company involved

I think they'll fit in a dog crate. I'll take the secure escort out of here.

Oh god, it'd be terrible. Like dog fighting.

Definitely use a dog crate, but the little buggers might just start barking. 🤣

Leave them to it, shut the door on them and have a nice brew 😂

I'm worried one of them will come out decapitated

I can't be the only one? Am I? Please say I'm not.

The Mumsnet algorithms can be a bit scary (or ma the just reflects my browsing history)

You can FaceTime the fight and do sweepstakes with the rest of the family.

Sorry User, I got carried away and trued to steal your excellent suggestion.

Unless they start breaking things (or each other) leave them to it. They'll tire themselves out and you'll get respite when they're zonked out fast asleep in bed

Great general consensus is to leave them to it. Is this negligent?

I've got 4 of them

I honestly don't know how you do it @KindnessCrusader