Celebrities that are Corona-annoying

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I'll start us off. Madonna calling the virus a great equalizer because it doesn't care how rich you are or how old... as it disproportionaly harms those who are older (disease) or poorer (financially).

Matt Goss telling us we can go anywhere in our minds

Any more?

SharkasticBitch

Your cat in the bath comment made me genuinely laugh for the first time in a week.
Thanks very much!

However on the bright side, a guy in the USA responded to Madonna's bathtime musings by filming himself in the bath and 'sending' her a fart.

Ellen with her "phone a celebrity friend" videos is just ridiculous. She needs to grow up and stop with the pointlessness.

Jimmy Fallon and his working from home so his adorable daughters can accidentally gatecrash the calls with his pals. Fuuuucck oooffff

Gal Gadot and all her pals are dicks. With their earnest expressions. What was the point of that? Awful.

Arnie going slowly deranged with his tiny donkey and Shetland pony will be what keeps me going during lockdown.

I liked Joe Lycett's Bastards parody of GAL Gadot.

Lauren Goodger surely tops everyone! Can she go into permanent self-isolation, bye now!

Sam smith clearly poses for those photos - whoever took them should have told him to get a grip and left the camera well alone

And Paddy McGuiness' what's-her-name wife with her nipples on show outside the local Tesco in Cheshire.

Gal godet bless her I really like her but...

Luke evans was warbling you will never walk alone

@AndNoneForGretchenWieners but don’t forget he also changed his name. He’s called a Hugo Boss now in protest of the real HB. Well done Jow Lycett

Matt Lucas and his potato song made me smile...

Arnie going slowly deranged with his tiny donkey and Shetland pony will be what keeps me going during lockdown.

Arnie and tiny horses is keeping us all going

OMG I just realised there are more Arnie + tiny pony videos than just the carrot one. I know how I'm spending the afternoon...

Sam Smiths totes emosh breakdown is the cringiest thing i have seen in my life and did we notice how well lit the photos were.

It's got to be Sam fucking Smith.

I get it, it's tough mentally for all of us and most of us have elderly or sick relatives.

Try self isolating with a couple of kids living in a council flat on Universal Credit or losing your livelihood or working on the front line without proper PPE and then I might have some sympathy for your meltdown.

Also Pink News who described his meltdown as relatable, no it fucking wasn't.

James Blunt is pretty funny on twitter

The ones who I feel are trying to sell me CV. No symptoms lot.

I am clearly not watching enough crappy telly or on social media enough. I haven't seen any of these celeb things.

Me too I’ve only seen the Tom Hanks, Idris I’m fine lot.

I enjoyed the Mel Brooks video with his son explaining social distancing. Very sweet.

I quite enjoyed the Gal Gadot video I can see why others found it patronising though. On the other hand I turned the parody made by Hugo Boss and co off about 20 seconds in. I’m astounded that a group of professional comedians could have made something so painfully unfunny...

I’m off to go look for videos of Arnie and his donkey now.

Oh James Blunt! He is the most brilliant thing on Twitter.

Shame about the music, but you can't have everything.

Yeah the bastards one was painful. Should have kept it to themselves. Love games blunt though.