Come here to say those Facebook comments that you can't say irl.....lighthearted

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I like Facebook. I'd like to think most people I'm friends with are nice, caring, sensible (ish) people. However, since Coronavirus, I think some of the are now experiencing what I will now name Coronavirus Muppetry. I am unable to write my real thoughts on Facebook so will offload (light heartedly) here so that I won't get the comment twitch. I will call all people Karen to hide their real life identity....

1 - Yes it is a shame the hairdressers are shutting earlier Karen - IF GOING TO THE HAIRDRESSERS IS ESSENTIAL CONTACT
2 - Yes Karen it is a shame you are working as you are frontline staff (moaning she has to leave an adult child home alone and before I get the comment there are no additional needs) OTHER PEOPLE HAVE LOST THEIR JOBS.
3- Going on an outdoor Picnic with friends is NOT SOCIAL DISTANCING even if you do sit a bit further apart.

Feeling better already. Might have cabin fever. Feel free to add yours so that we can just all move on 

Not Corona related but - stop posting pictures of your child on the potty and in the bath, you are an intelligent person and should know better.

To be honest Karen, you looked a mess before AND after the salons.
Acrylic, hairspray and foundation were barely papering over the cracks and quite frankly, you look like a pig on a pimples back.

Hope you and the kids are ok pm me hun
Take care hun #frenemy etc etc etc xx

Oh my god if I see one more fucking post along the lines of “URGENT: my mate Sharon works in the hospital and the doctors told her that if you spin around and pat your head three times, all of the Coronavirus germs will fall off you!” I might actually stab my own eyeballs out

5G is not the cause of Coronavirus. Don't be so bloody ridiculous.

One FB friend has gone off on one about 5G.

Stop captioning every picture with "this place is good for social distancing" just stay at home fgs.

I don't care what your kids did during home schooling today, it's not a competition, and I think you are fucking stupid for allowing them to play in the park.

Look at looloo at the park. GO THE FUCK HOME YOU TWATTY PARENT.

Can anyone do me a cut and colour at home? GREY AND STRAGGLY HAIR WILL NOT FUCKING KILL YOU BUT COVID 19 MIGHT KILL YOU OR A LOVED ONE YOU FUCKING BELLEND.

Can anyone tell me which nail salons are open? I'LL COME ROUND AND SORT YOUR NAILS, INTO YOUR FUCKING SKULL YOU WANKER.

Too much?

MLM recruiters...I hate you anyway but trying to recruit doing this pandemic is abhorrent.

Especially when you are using the “think of your children. Get some money in for them” as an excuse

Truly sick to death of self congratulatory usually made up posts about how someone gave an old lady the last pack of loo roll of the shelf because they're apparantely the most selfless person on the planet. If it's true, well done, you did a great thing. However, you just negated your good deed by plastering it all over social media like the self important, attention seeking tosspot that we all know you are.

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To all those who posted jokes about the coronavirus a month or two ago while the rest of us were prepping: you aren't joking now are you

After spending some time on a few of the "worried about Coronavirus threads" my immediate comment now even IRL when they mention anything is "what is the source of that" to determine if what they're saying could hold any facts of if it's just rubbish

As a real life person named Karen, I am hating the memes and piss take of my name on Facebook

Couldn't give a toss at your step by step photo story on how you are home educating your kids

Also stop with the positive thinking memes all the time. Grr.

Photos of homeschooling
Photos of our social distancing walks

Posting 20 times a day with mundane details of your life

Aww. Look at you. Taking your two little toddlers to the park on Mother’s Day. You work within the medical world too. Have a degree and everything. Fucking MORON

No you can't just nip out with the kids for milk ffs. Your small child has a heart condition that you are constantly bleating on about. Stay the fuck at home.

@Falangalangadingdang For you..... 🍸 (obvs I cleaned everything & placed it 2m away)

FIL keeps posting "these top Swiss scientists want you to know that drinking warm cat's piss in the pale moonlight curbs the spread of coronavirus". Amazed the fuckwit hasn't been recruited by the World Health Organisation.

devastated by how the virus has impacted your life? I thought it was just a bad cold and people were totally over reacting? Nobhead.

You have your own business, complain bitterly about the benefits system, voted Tory, and now you are pushing a petition that’s... fuck my sideways... socialist in nature?! Fck off.

Aww Karen! I’m so fucking glad you had a lovely weekend away... camping... in a town full of elderly people... and you brought six friends!!!! You’re such a fucking genius!

Yes we get it. Youre a nurse.

I posted this on another thread yesterday but FFS Stop reposting unsubstantiated shit. Take a minute to ask yourself if whatever it is is true.

I noticed lack of tonic on the shelves on Friday and joked to DS did people think covid gave them malaria but apparently they do.

Thanks JenNtonic much appreciated.

People in tears because they have to work from home and look after their own children, and people looking for sympathy because their children are “distraught” that they can’t see their friends and play outside or go to school: Get a grip, there are people out there dying, my fiancée’s grandfather died last week of Covid! There are people having to leave their partners, and children because they have to go to work and theylive with people who are high risk, there are people losing their jobs, people who are self employed and have no idea how they will manage without work, people’s businesses that will most certainly go bust. If your biggest issue is you have to spend a few weeks with your child, or your child is upset they can’t see their friends or go to school count yourself bloody lucky and stop fishing for sympathy and attention!