What’s your coronivirus conspiracy theory?

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Lighthearted

What have you heard? I’ve heard a few things about it being predicted by The Simpsons/an American psychic/a 1980s novel.

My personal crazy theory is that it was unleashed on purpose to change our behaviours and save the planet. The amount of carbon emissions that must’ve been saved already through flight cancellations/people not getting in the car and going places must be huge, surely. With so many airlines on the brink, I really think this is the end of cheap international travel as we know it. I think it will become a genuine occasional luxury again. Issues with the supply chain may well make people switch back to locally sourced goods long term.

Or, I could be talking bollocks. What’s your crazy theory?

I think you are talking bollocks. How on earth can you find this entertaining?

I think it came from a lab (Wuhan Virology) not far from the alleged bat market which it was said to have originated from. I don’t know if it was an accident or deliberate though.

That it was made in a lab by the Pentagon and spread via chemtrails.

Source: my batshit crazy uncle.

Not a conspiracy theory, but Chris Whittey freaks me out. It's like the man never blinks

The Event 201 Pandemic Exercise was in October 18th
Seems like companies where organising contract and deals before hand by war gaming, here is a highlight reel

Having recently watched the Brexit dramatization with Benedict Cumberbatch as Dominic Cummings, I am seeing his nasty fingerprints all over the UK Corona virus policy.

Who else but a ruthless, callous, twisted, pitch black antisocial witch doctor could have come up with such a plan?