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To think if Trump did test positive

32 replies

Jespers · 15/03/2020 01:39

There’s no way he would Ever admit that?? He wouldn’t.

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JuanSheetIsPlenty · 15/03/2020 01:42

Of course he wouldn’t. I did laugh when I heard he was being tested. Of course you would never hear if it was positive.

JuanSheetIsPlenty · 15/03/2020 01:43

The only possible clue we will have is if half his staff test positive and he disappears for a couple of weeks.

Ginkypig · 15/03/2020 01:57

Ye right in less than 24 hours he has gone from telling a reporter at the press statement (yesterday) no, I won't be getting a test, Im not worried, I don't have symptoms to Iv had the test and the result was negative.

Of course he's had a test, of course it was negative. arsehole

cittigirl · 15/03/2020 02:00

I didnt think he'd had the result yet Ginkypig

Fr0g · 15/03/2020 02:01

he definitely falls into the elderly category Grin

wonder if all that hairspray wards off bugs?

cittigirl · 15/03/2020 02:01

Just seen that he has now. Arsehole. Theres still time Wink

JuanSheetIsPlenty · 15/03/2020 02:04

I heard he had the best test result ever recorded. Best in history. New record set. In fact they had to create a whole new chart for how healthy his test result was. Wink

cittigirl · 15/03/2020 02:07

GrinGrinGrin

Newjez · 15/03/2020 02:32

Many have tested negative then tested positive.

I guess we will have to see if he coughs and sweats over the next week or two.

He can't fake not having pneumonia.

barkingfly · 15/03/2020 05:26

I don't trust him when he says hello.

Daftodil · 15/03/2020 07:24

@JuanSheetIsPlenty

I heard he had the best test result ever recorded. Best in history. New record set. In fact they had to create a whole new chart for how healthy his test result was.

😂😂😂

peachypetite · 15/03/2020 07:27

Please stick to the corona section.

Butterwhy · 15/03/2020 07:28

I disagree, if he does I think he will be saying how it's fake news how dangerous it is and that he's fine and now an authority on it.

Pixxie7 · 15/03/2020 07:45

No surprise he is negative.

Sassanacs · 15/03/2020 07:57

If he gets it they should rename it the karmavirus... pos

derxa · 15/03/2020 08:04

Charming. He's a human being just like you.

JovialNickname · 15/03/2020 08:20

I think he's got some kind of bug or illness at the moment, whatever that might be. On TV last night, where he was speaking wearing a blue baseball cap, he looked awful - completely washed out. He was so pale he didn't even look orange any more :)

Sassanacs · 15/03/2020 08:23

@derxa no he isn't... as a human I don't commit human rights atrocities or act like a misogynistic cunt.

Educate yourself

derxa · 15/03/2020 08:43

Educate yourself Thanks I will Grin

Newjez · 15/03/2020 08:47

If trump tested positive, it would crash the world markets. Trump will never test positive. If he starts to show symptoms, he will go into isolation. You will just get pre recorded statements and tweets. If he goes to hospital we will just get tweets. We may not even be told if he died. His account would still be tweeting. Trump can't catch this. It would cause too much economic damage.

Sinopehope · 15/03/2020 08:56

If Trump does have it (and dies) you’ve got to hope that Mike Pence also disappears too. His track record doesn’t inspire you with confidence.

Smurfy23 · 15/03/2020 09:06

He will announce that the tests prove that he is the one person in the world who is immune to coronavirus or something equally bs.

Elizadoeslittle19 · 15/03/2020 09:49

It's negative.... how surprising! Hmm

LynetteScavo · 15/03/2020 09:53

Charming. He's a human being just like you

He's a human being, but he's nothing like me.

LynetteScavo · 15/03/2020 09:55

We won't be able to tell if he's looking unwell because he's so Orange anyway.