~~~~~~~~~~~JUNE BUS~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~june bus~~~~~~~~~~~~june bus

[InTheMidnightGarden]

everyone hop on. the JUNE bus has arrived. no need for tickets.

InTheMidnightGarden TTC#1 cycle#1 CD1

Umbongo Given I have carroty-coloured hair, purple pregnancy head hair would be pretty exhibitionist! You are right, though. Imagine if my MiL saw my purple roots before I did - nightmare!!! (Gonna have to come up with an information control strategy there, but that's another story!)

I still have lower abdominal mild cramps. I keep poking my BBs but I think they're still within normal bounds!

Ah well, I suppose a week's not that long to wait, is it (aargh!).

lol umbongo! that's exactly the kind of thing we need! Something very clear and simple which appears the very second the egg implants

louja well you could...but if it was -ve would you believe it?!

good luck mabh, you just never know ;) argh!

If it was negative i might just cry!!

But then cry every month my period comes. Would probably believe it though.

Umbongo I think you should do a test, looking at your stats you should be due AF any day now, so surely if you are PG it could possibly show up????

But what do I know???? Yes, I'm still lurking here on this thread as it's familiar territory!!

DD (nearly 10) has just found a worm on her tumptumps (that's what we call her privates in case you were wondering) so I've been googling like mad and obviously she must have worms but now I feel like we are the dirtiest family ever and need to be bleached from head to toe, and I know that my ex's wife will love this, making out to everyone like we are really dirty in this household.

Oh bloody hell, this is all I need. It also said on t'internet that the whole family should be treated but I won't be able to take the medication being up the duff!!! Gonna take DD to the doctors tomorrow but how do I let the GP know I'm preggers without my DD knowing??????

in which case put yourself out of your misery and poas! See, i wouldn't want to believe it and would end up poas right up until period starts I'm better off getting hubby to hide the tests!

Sorry my apologies I meant Loujalou not umbongo. Silly me

lmao at purple hair shenanigans!!!

Well CD25 of a UCL29 and think I OV'd early. Have slight back ache and slight tender boobs which are both AF symptoms for me and can't even muster up imaginary symptoms yet still I want to POAS!!!

Ah well, at least the madness didn't kick in until CD25 this month so only a few days of being a genuine loony

Sorry about AF TheKurgan but good luck for next month

How long do you think you'll hold out before you test Loujalou?!

doh! pg brain already how are you feeling mampam? Apart from wormy lol.

Just worked out what poas means I think! Piss on a stick?

I like to work the acronyms out so if I'm wrong feel free to laugh.

Good luck to all those pos's.

kurgan sorry to hear af arrived , better luck next time.

My sympathy mampam but please be reassured that worms are nothing to do with being dirty. I grew up on a farm and they were a regular occurance, my parents never seemed to get them though so I think you're probably clear and won't need the medication [fingers crossed for you emoticon]

Thanks for the welcome!

Why, oh why are pmt symptoms the same as early preg symptoms??

I think I'll have to test tomorrow before I'm driven completely insane ... any one else testing tomorrow??

SB x

TeaFan thanks, on one internet site it said that children had worms cos of poor hygiene. Made me feel like we're a dirty family!

WWSW apart from wormy (ha ha that made me laugh) I feel absolutely fine. I've still got really sore tits, I haven't been for a poo for about 3 days and my tummy feels heavy and sore at times.
I look like I've put on about half a stone already cos I can't suck my tummy in anymore! Don't feel sick yet but am starting to go off things to eat and I've gone off the smell of the plug-in air freshener at the bottom of our stairs!! Oh and you may have noticed that I've got a frazzled brain already!!

Hollyoaks you made me chuckle. It took me ages to realise what poas meant too.

Just marking my place while I wait!

ouch mampam sounds delightful!

kurgan I missed your post earlier..I'm sorry af got you. Your symptoms sounded good too Will see you on July, but I'm gonna hang out here for a bit longer I think.

hollyoaks all these abbreviations are a nightmare aren't they? I spend ages typing stuff into google to see what it means

Hi all,

This is just sooo depressing. Another neg with a cheapie today. Period due tomorrow and no signs of anything, preg, period, nada. Bit nauseous on and off but nothing special. Temp up again today.

aaaaaggggghhhhhhhh

Ok, now I feel as if period about to arrive.

Won't be cracking the FR out any time soon.

oh lia what a nightmare. Hope af does hold off for you...

Have spent the last hour with my legs in the air hoping gravity keeps it all in: This better work!!! I look like a right pratt! Only another week of these kinda antics, and hopefully I'll be cooked!

I'm gonna do legs in air this next cycle, whether hubby wants to section me or not, it's got to be a good thing!

mampan Just say to the doctor "The walls have ears - there's a possibility that I might have a bun in the oven" - just use some colloquialism like that. How old is DD?

Others to include:
i) Up the pole
ii) Up the duff
iii) Expecting a visitor in 8 months
iv) first trimester
v) doing a Kerry Katona

Any other suggestions ladies?

Hi everyone

Now as I said yesterday, I am pretty sure that I missed the bus this month and that we tried TTC too late. But yesterday evening I had really really bad tummy and back cramps a little like when I have or will have my period but I am not due to have my period for another week or so. Could that be a sign or am I already completely loopy?

Good Morning (FandF will act cheerful, even though she's very p'd off!!)

liahgen I know how you feel, I was in exactly the same boat this cycle. You think you've done everything you possibly can and end up with a BFN However, it's not over until AF arrives, so hold in there

WWSW I don't think that I'll need to add my stats to the list as I think AF is iminent. I've had spotting since yesterday on and off and some more today, however, the usual cramps have yet to arrive! Just want to hurry it along now so we can start again and than I believe it'll be a July bus ticket for me!

Still not sure exactly what's gone on with me this month, but, I've put it down to an abnormally long cycle (like some of you suggested) everything is so different. Even though I think AF is on her way, I've not got the usual cramps that I get a good 24/48 hours before.

you must be loopy needahand - you're hanging out with us lot! Yes it could be a good sign...but I had that this cycle too But I think my body is very good at pretending to be pregnant, annoying!

skihorse am snorting with laughter but have very blank mind this morning! Will have a think...

fandf pls have a very un-mn hug. I absolutely hate that point in my cycle where you know it's coming but there's still that very faint hope in the back of your mind and then the crushing disappointment and anger at the unfairness of it all when the knicker spotting comes up trumps I think there will have to be a July bus starting soon.

Argh think period is coming as saw the spec of blood that usually precedes it. Might take the pregnancy test as if its negative then I will know....

I can't believe I am going into month 6. I know a lot of people struggle and 6 months is not too bad. But still last time it was so easy. I stupidly expected the same this time.

Anyways rant over needahand join the loopy lot it will send you even more insane than you were on here!