I can't think of anything more embarasing !!!

[mummyloveslucy]

Hi, I already have a 3.5 year old daughter who I had fertility treatment to concieve.
We're now trying for nomber 2 but I'll have to go back on clomid.
I'm having a trans vaginal scan tommorrow am to see my ovaries, before I can take the clomid.
The scan it's self would be embarrasing enough, but I know the woman who'll be doing it. She is one of the mums at my daughters school. I also forgot to buy veet.

oh honey, there are plenty more embarassing things
have you had a trans vaginal scan before> you will be covered over with a sheet before you are scanned, so she won;t be staring at your untrimmed foofoo!

she will have seen so many ladies bits before I shouldn't think she will bat an eyelid

Thanks but even so I think a bit of topiary might be in order.

Yes, I've had one of these scans before, and given birth so you wouldn't think I'd mind. When I had my last scan 4 years ago I thought, well I'll never see this nurse again.
This time, when I see her at school I won't be able to look her in the eye.

Oh well the worst that could happen would be she stands at the other end of the playground and says in a very loud voice "Guess what everybody, I've seen mummyloveslucy's hairy chuff"

Oh well, I've got nothing to worry about then.

Not unless you get the urge to drop your kegs after you have veet'd to prove her wrong

Could do, but could be arrested too.

Do you think my daughter would ever forgive me ??

You think that's embarrassing? Ha! At the same procedure that you're having, with my consultant (who is a colleague of dh's and knows us both) and his nurse and dh standing in the room at the same time - when the consultant took the probe out of my fanjo, he flicked himself in the eye with sperm deposited by dh a few hours previously.

and

hopefully it works, if not and you have to go further wait till your dp has to wank into a tub.

Moomin, OMG I think I would've died. You're right, my situation dosn't seem that bad anymore.

hifi- He has to do that tommorrow.

I said to him (as a joke) "Will you think of me?") and he said "I probubly won't have too, don't they provide magaziens?")

The cheek of it!