Tell me your weird early pregnancy symptoms

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Please help distract me during this TWW, I need a good laugh (and a bit of hope too!).

Has anyone felt pregnant the days following sex? tell me the craziest symptoms that made you just know you were pregnant. I obviously know this is silly as there’s no way of telling until a couple weeks after and through a pregnancy test… but just for a laugh

I’m not talking sore boobs or headaches, give me crazy.
I’ll go first- about 7 days after conceiving my DD I was driving one day and felt an intense cramp, almost like something was trying to dig a hole in my womb! I felt in my gut that was her implanting, and I remember saying out loud “oh hello there! I can’t wait to meet you”. I KNOW it sounds crazy, but I did in fact turn out to be pregnant… so yeah. Hit me with your stories!! Xxx

When i did my very first ever ivf cycle for baby number #7 , I did a 3 day fresh transfer and at maybe 10dpt I was reading a magazine and all of a sudden I balled my eyes out crying uncontrollably, my husband had to come home from work because I couldnt stop, it was absolutely ridiculous. The next day I was spotting so the clinic told me to come in for an early beta. Turned out I was very much pregnant lol

With both of my pregnancies (DD and then twins DD & DS) I had vivid dreams and dreamt about having a baby before I got my BFP. Currently TTC for baby #4 and for the last 3 nights I’ve had vivid dreams. Last night I dreamt about buying pregnancy tests and hoping it’s a sign! 🤣

The tip of my nose went red. I looked like Rudolph it was so funny and weird.

other than that I just felt ‘pregnant’ - I had sore boobs and a bit of nausea which tends to be my pms symptoms anyway, but on top of that there was a pregnant feeling. It's hard to explain. I only learned what it is after being pregnant a few times and now I can recognise it. Unfortunately I can also recognise when I’m having miscarriage or chemical because that feeling disappears and shortly after I bleed. It’s a kind of feeling that makes me think ‘either there’s something very wrong with me, or I’m pregnant’ lol

Bounty bars .... I went into the village shop and bought one and the lady in charge said "Oh you're pregnant again!". She was right - apparently I bought lots of them when I had my first! I did not even know I was pregnant.

I very quickly developed the facial butterfly pigment that some pregnant women get - it was very pronounced.