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Wheels of the wagon have fallen off fallen off..

916 replies

BeMyLilBaby · 12/03/2008 17:17

here we are! ROll call Please!

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BeMyLilBaby · 13/03/2008 17:22

lol it was indeed a stinger! right im off home now looking forward to reading your funny/dirty stories in the morning!! x

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NatalieJane · 13/03/2008 17:25

GJ have a lovely lovely lovely time sweetie, don't decide to stay out there (or pack anything "extra" into your suitcase!!)

PMSL, Diege, don't know what you're talking about, what's bum sex????

Also am sat here chuckling at BB's hot fanjo.... erm that didn't come out right, BB's poorly fanjo.... is that any better?! LOL

Lowering the tone? Where's Diege when you need her? How about after our GOF last night, DH declaring "That's it, my job is done, you're pregnant, my supersperm are doing their little job right now, did you bring the bin in earlier?" How romantic he isn't..... shame he has no idea that a GOF last night would be very very very unlikely to get me pregnant, obviously his supersperm have lot's to learn!

NatalieJane · 13/03/2008 17:26

PMSL LL, will have to tell DH that one!

Night BB xxx

BeMyLilBaby · 13/03/2008 17:29

nigh NJ and all!

thanks for the hot fanjo comment lol xx

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NatalieJane · 13/03/2008 17:30

Ermmm...... my pleasure.....

LOL see you tomorrow

Playingthewaitinggame · 13/03/2008 17:34

PMSL at your stories. Dont really have any good ones to share, but I must admit I have had the same as BB, its happened on several occassions and its not fun at all it just burns!

pinkgirl30 · 13/03/2008 17:36

what funny stories

lardylumps · 13/03/2008 17:38

NJ my DP said something very similar last night. After our GOF he said "right girl get your legs up and keep that lot in as that was a boy.... "

NatalieJane · 13/03/2008 17:42

PMSL LL They get some funny ideas in their heads at times!

Right I suppose I should do the last push and get this room finished off before DH get's home, might be back, might not, so have a nice evening everyone just in case I'm not, G'night xxx

lardylumps · 13/03/2008 17:44

night NJ have a lovely evening.

Come on Pink you must have some of your own dont hold out on us......

pinkgirl30 · 13/03/2008 17:48

one time my partner was using is hand on himself and he fell off the bed lol

lardylumps · 13/03/2008 17:52

OMG bet that put pay to the moment .

Come on the rest of you, cough up... Share those funny stories.

Playingthewaitinggame · 13/03/2008 17:55

I really have to be off as well. No point in staying at work simply to surf on MN, might as well go home!

lardylumps · 13/03/2008 18:01

nihgt playing..

lardylumps · 13/03/2008 19:11

oh it is quiet in here tonight.... Hello is anybody there??????

kayzisbroody · 13/03/2008 19:56

Hello.

I bet I'm all alone.

Just got in from work to find a soppy love letter and £20 so I could get myself a takeaway and some wine.

Love all the stories especially LL's

Hope everyone is well and have had good days.

XX

Disenchanted · 13/03/2008 20:03

Think AF is starting

lardylumps · 13/03/2008 20:23

No disenchanted why do you think that?

Hi ya Kay what a lovely man you have...

kayzisbroody · 13/03/2008 20:26

Oh no Dis, Why??

LL, I know. He is so sweet. I had no idea he was doing it.

Disenchanted · 13/03/2008 20:30

Just had gunk on loo roll (sorry)and AF cramps, shes definatly on her way

kayzisbroody · 13/03/2008 20:31

Are you sure it's not implantation

lardylumps · 13/03/2008 20:36

yes could be implantation bleed.... Oh dis.... I really feel for you but until the AF sings then all is not lost.

Disenchanted · 13/03/2008 20:38

i thought i had impalntation already

i had pink gunk CD18 and some brown CD 22, i thought they were AF but this feels like it,

no red blood yet though.

I think im just clutching at straws.

kayzisbroody · 13/03/2008 20:40

Like LL says until AF turns up you don't know

Disenchanted · 13/03/2008 20:42

TBH it was even really anything (just a spot) but i really do feel like its here, just been to the loo (OMG the things I tell you strangers!! lol) and there nothing there,

i guess ill just have to see tomorrow morning.

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