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Wheels of the wagon have fallen off fallen off..

916 replies

BeMyLilBaby · 12/03/2008 17:17

here we are! ROll call Please!

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NatalieJane · 19/03/2008 09:37

Good morning ladies , (was still getting some EWCM up until yesterday so had to make the most fo it!)

LOL and ouchy ouchy for LL's piles Certainly put a smile on my face today

Kay, sorry you've had shitty night, it always has to be the night before you are working, sod's law!

BB, I hate it when buses do that

Pink, I don't really think there is anything you can do but wait, it may be worth going to see GP getting some bloods done, have you had any history of periods being so late? There are a few minor health problems that can stop your periods, but with the right treatment it is all well again. It may be worth asking him to do a HCG test and then have another in a couple of days. Fingers crossed you get an answer either way soon, it would be driving me insane!

Party went well, think we had about 4 banged heads and 3 girls saying they felt sick, but other than that it all went well. 3 didn't turn up, I know one of them was off school so wasn't expecting him to turn up anyway but the other two One mum stayed, one came back about half way through (with her two eldest daughters who joined in) But they all seemed to enjoy it, which was the main thing. Thank God we don't have to do it all again for a long time!!

Can we have a bit of a round up of who is where in their cycle? I have completely lost the plot. I am on CD16, OV sometime between Sunday and Monday, no symptoms! Not even smelly farts

Playingthewaitinggame · 19/03/2008 10:05

Morning all,

Wont be on much again today, as busy at work (got tomorrow and mon off so have to fit a weeks work into 3 days!).

Glad the party went ok yesterday Nat.

Tink - hope you get AF sorted.

LL- glad it was piles (dont think I have ever said that before )

If I've missed anyone else sorry!!

Me, CD37 expecting AF tomorrow or Friday (lost track of when I ov'd now). I know I dont really count but I am joining in anyhow

Playingthewaitinggame · 19/03/2008 10:06

I meant of course tomorrow and tues off, I onbvioulsy get Fri and Mon off too.

NatalieJane · 19/03/2008 10:19

More the merrier (does it have a door?!)

Diege · 19/03/2008 10:24

Morning! Glad the party went well Nat, and BB and Kay sorry about your morning! Things can only improve now though .
Not ttc yet, but still like to give cycle info'. I'm on cd8, and have promised dh a GOF tonight - sort of a favour for him doing all the drop offs and pick-ups the4se last few days as my work has been so hectic. Anyone else sort of trade favours, or is it just me? (and does it make me a, ahem, prostitute?

NatalieJane · 19/03/2008 11:16

Oh no, DC3 will only exist if DH get's his quarterly BJ I am a hooker. Have never said that before....! Next one due end of April.... might be pregnant by then, so might get away with it. It would be a terrible shame if the pregnancy makes me a bit squiffy when it comes to putting the thing he wee's out of in my mouth bluerghhhhhhhhhhh. Had better be pregnant by then, else gonna have to come up with some mightly good excuse.

NatalieJane · 19/03/2008 11:18

In fact, I might put a condition of my own into the bargain, I have just started stripping the wallpaper out of the bathroom, if he helps me over the weekend, I may let him have a GOF, trouble is, he knows even if he didn't help me out, he will get it anyway..... need to stop GOF'ing so I can use it to trade...!

NatalieJane · 19/03/2008 11:19

I can't do it, I can't go without my GOF's.....

My name is NJ, I am a hooker, who is addicted to GOF's.

That didn't help.....

tinkerbell2 · 19/03/2008 11:24

hi nj and pwg i have a drs appmnt nxt fri thanks for support ladies
have just been out doing betteware in lovly sunshine

BeMyLilBaby · 19/03/2008 12:48

ok girls so this will sounds silly but...if i dnt drive wen i do have LO how will i get home? cos i cld walk but would they let us? if not that then obv will call in a relative x

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kayzisbroody · 19/03/2008 13:23

Hello,

Day got better as I was told I could finish an hour earlier as I am owed(sp) some breaks I didnt have.

I am on CD 12 so its action time really. I do have a confession to make.
We had a gof on the living room floor last night. Dh didn't know what had hit him so I blamed it on Nat for giving us ideas!! LOL

As he doesn't know you he can't complain at you.

Hope everyone is ok.

Playingthewaitinggame · 19/03/2008 14:04

Hi

Nat, how you have the energy to do all your cleaning with all that GOFing I will never know, but whatever your on, I would like some of it please.

BB, no idea sorry. Would not have thought walking is a very good idea, your gonna be sore anyhow and you could have a bad tear or need an emergency c section, I would have though walking is the last thing you would want to do!

LL, go for it girl. Sofa sex/living room floor sex in front the fire is my fave type of sex

Diege · 19/03/2008 14:27

Lol Nat at hooker-comments. One the bartering starts though it's a slippery slope, and before you know it that pint of milk dh popped out for to make you a cup of tea has strangely truned into payment for a BJ
BB, to you mean how to get home after the birth? If no car available, I would say get a taxi. Midwives will help you strap the car seat in. Even after a 'normal' delivery you may feel light headed walking any great distance.
I do admire your forward planning though .
We do the front room thing all the time . It's more to do with the fact that by the time we climb into bed we're knackered that spontaneous ripping clothes off pashion. In fact most of the clothing stays on .
TINKERBELL, good on you getting a GP appointment - at least you will be on the way to knowing where your are, and that's half the problem with ttc!

Right, a bit of a dilemma that you might be able to help me with.On cd 8 today, have promised dh a gof tonight. Have just noticed lots of EWM (which would fit in time-wise with last month's 23 day cycle). Should I just 'go for it' (full explosion styley) or do 'dipping', or nothing? And if the first day of my last af was 12th March, when would my EDD be???!!!

Diege · 19/03/2008 14:32

Tis OK, i've worked it out! EDD would be 17th December, so think a quick dip in and out will be the order of the day!!

MoosMa · 19/03/2008 14:58

It's so quiet today I've managed to keep up!

Oh Diege, don't fall into the bargaining trap! I've had AF and a horrid cold for the last week so I haven't ticked many things off my list, I think I've still got 26 things to do!

BMLB I shouldn't plan on walking home, if nothing else, you'll be knackered already and not wanting to walk anywhere. How far do you live from the hospital?

NatalieJane · 19/03/2008 15:00

Tinkerbell, I don't know where you get patience from, I would literally be climbing the walls by now. It is nice and sunny here as well, but cold.

BB, where I had DS2, the walk from the labour ward to the carpark is (seriously) a good 20 minute walk at normal pace, in fact it is that bad that they didn't even send a midwife out to the car with us because they can't spare the staff for that long! It took us nearly an hour to get to the car, and I had to stop and sit down a few times! And I did have a small tear but nothing major. And that was a day and a half after I'd given birth (had to stay in longer because of the PE) Seriously, walking will be the last thing you want to do. Taxi, or family car methinks! And how many times can you say 'and' before it get's annoying?!!

Kay and Diege, living room floor sex is the best. We do most of the time manage the clothes ripping off thing, but there is always at least one of us left with our socks on, LOL it is a bit of a running joke with us.

Hmmm, 17th Dec... 'tis a bit close to xmas, who cares? go for full explosion! Y'know you want to!!!

Well I have stripped half the bathroom, then DS1's snooker table arrived (pressie from my mum, only 3 days late...!), when I answered the door the porch door was open, and the porch absolutely stank of cat pee bastard cat's, so stopped bathroom to mop out porch, and to put snooker table up so it is ready for him after school, am about to go and resume the bathroom..... I am achy already, we were playing twister last night, my legs feel like they are about to drop off....!

Spose I'd better sort the dryer out, and get another load in before I go back to stripping.

I am going to have a day off this weekend, am not going to do a thing in the house, I might even take myself shopping, will have to swop sex for kid free time!

BeMyLilBaby · 19/03/2008 15:14

afternoon all, i think im coming down with something

thanks for suggestions i am SO getting ahead of myself! i think i'l ask my mum to come get us or my friend, who will already have a car seat in her car haha!

have picked out my buggy options... i am officially sad ... i am gonna go for either the graco cleo, silver cross 3D or mia moda libera, god thats sad and organised isnt it??? oh well it makes me happy to plan, cant wait to actually go and try um out

tink i also think you have the patience of a saint and NJ where do you get your energy from??! x

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NatalieJane · 19/03/2008 15:16

I haven't got any energy, still sat here!! Someone give me a shove please, I am desparate for a wee, and can't even be bothered to go and do that!! LOL

NatalieJane · 19/03/2008 15:42

Still here, still haven't been for a wee, might as well wait till I need to go and get DS1 from school!

DS2 is still asleep, I guess yesterday took it out of him, bless him!

Playingthewaitinggame · 19/03/2008 15:59

Hello all, we are being better at the moment, so much easier to catch up on the thread than normal (maybe partly cos I am not posting as much ).

Well CD37 turned into CD1. I should have expected it, in fact thinking about it I am sure I said earlier on in the thread I was expecting AF on CD37, but I temporarily forgot that my LP seems to be 12 days not 14 so was thinking I might get away with it for a couple more days! Not that I am complaining, AF is a good thing, and it shows my cycle monitoring is getting pretty accurate but I had been promised an all body massage tonight with lots of fun afterwards . Oh well, I will have to postpone it for a few nights.

lardylumps · 19/03/2008 16:34

Evening ladies..

December birthdays are good mine is in December.... Go for it diege....

I think I am going to come on soon. Been getting really bad cramps and back ache. At least it will let me know how long my cycles are so I can be a bit more accurate next month.

DP told me today that if I do come on he has already had his telling off so I can?t do it again....

NatalieJane · 19/03/2008 16:47

LOL LL, poor bloke, he is probably dreading your period starting more than any other bloke on the whole planet at the moment!!

I had a wee BTW

MoosMa · 19/03/2008 17:13

Well Nat, I'd make you proud today, my house is sparkling! I even cleaned the windows for the first time in years a long time

I'm on CD7 btw

lardylumps · 19/03/2008 17:18

I am on CD23 today is it to early to test

kayzisbroody · 19/03/2008 17:58

Good Afternoon all,

I have loads of presents to wrap. I think I might fix the computer instead and get dh to wrap them as he is so much better at it than I am.

How is everyone?