Sperm comes out

[Mummy202102]

Hi guys I’m trying to conceive since about 6 months now however when he cums in me it comes out as soon as he pull out I try and change positions straight away so doesn’t come out but straight away all the cum comes out so how is the sperm meant to travel? I don’t even have a chance to lay down/ bum on pillow. Also sometimes I queef 🤓and as soon as I do it all bounces out idk what to do!

How old are you. Serious question. Because if you don’t understand this I don’t think you should be trying to conceive.

And now a few people are trying to forget it!

Some of these comments are so rude and cruel, theres no need

Well said. I agree. Totally unnecessary to be making fun of ppl like that.

omg, does this mean if I do it missionary the baby will become a vicar?

You must be having some very salty baths (not supposed to be funny) otherwise it wouldn't survive

@Mummy202102 it doesn't all come out, I know it can feel like that, I always got what felt like a lot coming out, no problem conceiving any of our children.

God please don't procreate. And also learn what google is, assuming you're not a troll. You'd find far more answers on there over Mumsnet.

What the fuck is it with this site?!

How do you think Jesus was immaculately conceived? Obviously the local swim baths

@BaronessBomburst

Don't do it doggy style.

You'll get puppies.

thank you - I literally LOL'd at 230am!!

Thanks to all the lovelies who replied back nicely means a lot I know it was a silly question and before even posting I thought about it but just a question I had as ttc

That's what I meant, bit hard (excuse the pun) doing handstand while having sex.

It oozes out, yes

I know!!!! Nobody freaking talks about it!!! Does anyone just roll to the side and gets on with life and cuddles?! 😳 because we have to run for the tissue

And don't worry OP, we have 3 kids!!!

With all due respect op, this reminds me of the friends episode, all the best and positivity

Makes working the next day so tricky though.

It really doesn't all come out but won't do any harm to give as many of the little guys a chance as possible. The solution is not to stand up straight away surely? Pop a pillow under your bum and let gravity play its part.

Mary was the immaculate conception, not Jesus.

Hi @Mummy202102 we've moved your thread to Conception.

It won't all be coming out, it's the excess. It won't be affecting your chances. Gravity makes it come out eventually.

was just looking up this exact thing and came across this thread. some real nasty little people being rude when OP asked a genuine question, quite surprised. come across so many lovely people on mumsnet i suppose there are still some horrid ones lurking

Such mean replies!

You can get fertility cups by the way, like moon cups, to help keep it in.