Spunk me up! - Bus 18

[Juno231]

Come join us on our TTC journeys - all you need is a sense of humour!

Bus history:
June - 24 BFPs
July - 11 BFPs
August - 18 BFPs
September - 4 BFPs

Testing dates:
@2020mission - October 6th
@notyetamumbuttrying - October 6th
@Katao - October 9th
@minster2012 - October 12th
@nestinginNL - October 14th
@Vil10 - October 16th
@Franklydear - October 25th
@Juno231 - October 26th
@clairey844 - October 30th

Girls I managed to get me some spunk💪🏽 I mean I know I've deffo not done enough for a BFP this month but a girl can hope can't she!

What a trouper @Juno231 👍🏾 got a good one there! Mine just refuses to eat them now, he does everything else plus taking proxceed plus sachets in his drinks so I'll let the nuts slide I guess 😝 he should prob lay off the choc too but I can't take away everything he loves can I! 🤪 oh and I've banned takeaways too!

@Vil10 well done girlie! Was it good too? Always in with a chance with any sex my love, as long as his swimmers can get to the egg, then you're all good babes! 🤞🏾

@Amy00 nooooo to the leak bit is it a new house, like a new new one? As in under guarantee?

@Vil10 whoop whoop 🍆nice one! Now forget the argument!!

@Franklydear I think I'd like a boss like that! Make working fun! My boss is my DH. Not so fun 😂

So I got some 🍆tonight too. Wasn't meaning too. Didn't want to really. In fact told DH "don't even try later" when he told me my boobs looked good. Then downstairs after DS in bed he was all tender & loving hugging me, kissing my neck. I was rubbing against him & told him to go get the lube & condom. 🤷‍♀️a lovely on the edge of the kitchen table quickie ensued. The only thing is, obviously I've then put me progesterone up my foof tonight. Well I thought I did. I don't know about @lucyrp but now I'm worried about my MASSIVE VAGINA because the little pellets promptly slid straight back out of me from a lubed up mushed up progesterone cave of a fanny I clearly have. I wasn't even sat upright. Laid down. Harrumph 😬

@Minster2012 hmm, I love him and could kill him at the same time, he also dresses as a teenager, colours his hair (at home, not classy) and has face piercings, he is a prize really🤣
The pessary😳

Well, I'm a dramatic turn of events I've had a temp rise this morning ... will probably change again tomorrow but why my body gotta be so sneaky!

@Juno231 right?! It's horrible but true! I know for me it will definitely speed fertility treatment along as if that's the case well both have a known issue. When is yours's booked?

@notyetamumbuttrying I can imagine it's hard to not control it!

@Vil10 yay for spunk!

After promising myself that I would continue temping just to see if there was any pattern at the end of my cycle I've forgotten today already and Tuesday I forgot too 🤦🏼‍♀️

Also I woke up yesterday morning with a really sore throat and nothing else and I'm wondering if it's because I've started using more wax melts around the house and I had one on in the bedroom Tuesday night. So I got rid of them all and opened the window to clear the air but this morning starting to wonder if I'm getting ill again😭 why is everything brought to challenge us😭

@Minster2012 omg 😳🙈🤣

@lucyrp I hope you’re not getting ill, I am still getting over the bloody cold of two weeks ago, and it wasn’t even a bad one
@Newbie0818 I hope you get some drama for the next 9 months

@Minster2012 😂 I'm sure NO ONE here has a massive vagina 😂 it was just the lube

@lucyrp I had a bit of a sore throat yesterday too and was a bit worried!! Life is so hard.

@Vil10 yay!! 🍆🍆🍆

@Newbie0818 omg I've had an unexpected temp rise too.. see attached

FF says I've ovulated?! But I got a positive HCG test on mon and tues- relatively faint but still there. But can't deny that temp rise? Maybe I'm sick? Or maybe I did ov and that's why my ovary looked a bit suspect as the scan lady wouldn't have expected it? @Juno231 you are good at science and charts right?

Is it actually physically possible to ovulate while there is HCG in your system?

I'm going to get out of bed now and a) POAS and b) check the leak hasn't flooded the house downstairs

@Newbie0818 "why my body gotta be so sneaky?" Love it 😂❤️lets hope it's good! & I know what you mean about the male issue thing I told you bout my DH during our first IVF bits getting his SA after I had basically been told I had no eggs & not much chance, so maybe come to terms with egg donation & he was like "OMG what am I going to do if my swimmers aren't good?" What are YOU GOING TO DO?? You've just told me it's fine to consider an egg donor & don't be upset but if your swimmers need a helping hand that's not ok?!" 🤨so it's a natural half reaction to have! My thoughts went there so he could feel my pain.

@lucyrp nothing like a sensual wax melt to choke you (not OH) fingers crossed you aren't getting ill

@Franklydear I think this boss needs his own tv show, The office left a gaping hole.

@Jaysdream7 good luck if you are testing on something else today 🤞🏻🙌🏻

@Juno231 it starts with Brazil nuts, then slyly move into vitamins! Mind you I told DH that 🍍improved the taste of spunk & surprisingly he was then very happy to eat one 😂

@Minster2012 don’t! His ego is big enough, he is a good one really, and I can get him to do anything I want really, sadly, that means that when we have to tell him something he is not going to like, I am the one sent to tell him, sort to contain his reaction...

I just POAS and if anything the line is darker today than it was on Monday. ☹️ still don't understand my temps.

In good news the leak had mostly dried up overnight but started up again after I used the loo/sink upstairs. It's clean water so must be coming from the plumbing and not outside. Didn't get worse from using the shower. Think we need a plumber!

Morning all @Minster2012 thank you. I’ve decided to test only if af is late as I gave zero symptoms and just know it’s not my time. Xx

Sorry the first pic is today and second was Monday.

Also @Minster2012 nope the house is an old one- just new to us! Sadly no guarantees

@Amy00 did you have a transvaginal scan when you went in the other day? Is there any way you could be pregnant again? And yeah you need a plumber...for the boiler, not you!

@Jaysdream7 no symptoms means nothing hun, my friend who carried DS says she literally felt nothing. It's not a bad thing not to test but it doesn't mean you are out 🤞🏻❤️

@Franklydear you are, therefore, indispensable. Brilliant!

@Minster2012 yep a very thorough transvaginal scan - she kept twisting it round to get a better view of things and I was like OUCH I don't bend that way 😡

No way I could be preg again surely. I stopped bleeding 3 weeks ago and I've been temping to track ovulation, my temps are usually very clear, they dropped down once I stopped bleeding and have been low since then, but now suddenly shot up. I've had positive hcg tests this whole time. 🤯

@amy00 hm that is tricky isn't it! According to dr google you can indeed ovulate with (low) hcg levels in your system and your temp is sorta suggesting that happened! I'd still wait and see if the temps continue to stay high though just in case.

@Minster2012 he was a tyrant the 5 months I was off, they tell me, I've been at work for 7 weeks and he's already telling me stuff he shouldn't, bless him, first thing he told me in my interview to return was I missed you, very professional, darling

@Amy00 I am sure you can ovulate as long as the HCG is really really low - I think we all have a natural baseline of HCG anyway x

Morning all how are we getting on?

I'm super annoyed, today is cd16 and I still haven't ovulated, for the last 15 months I've always ovulated on cd15 on a 29 day cycle. Last month I took soy isoflavones and its obviously fucking changed my cycle now I'm so pissed at myself for tampering with it 😩 I used my last opk this morning hoping it would be positive it's still light as a feather 😬 fuck sake. Anyway we dtd yesterday and the day before so there will be something.

@Minster2012 hey how are you feeling? Update on my sis she has 4 big eggs they are taking out on Saturday :) xx

Morning girls!!

@notyetamumbuttrying it was really good! Like when you have sex for the first time in weeks😂 you're right, just have to keep positive!

@Minster2012 oh we have, thank god!! How're you this morning??

@Newbie0818 love us a bit of spunk!

So still got a high result opk just now so going to DTD again tonight then hopefully I'll have done enough🤞🏼

Well I don't know how it is where all you guys are but the weather here this morning is utter shite. It's making me even more miserable.

Really don't know what's going on, didn't have too high hopes as being only the 1st cycle off BC but my cramps yesterday and the day before were horrible. I'm hoping the spotting will stop today and then at least I can tell myself it was just ovulation bleeding rather than some other weird stuff. Due to ovulate next Thursday so we'll see.

Yes @Vil10 so happy you got the D 🤣 I only did it twice, once before and once after peak so you definitely have done it enough. Hoping it's your lucky cycle 🤞

@Minster2012 haha that pessary was probably sliding out like a water slide after the lube 🤣 NOT a massive fanny

Ooo ok @Amy00 that so weird then. Not sure I can add anything except how fucking weird 😩

@Franklydear that's brilliant, I bet your co workers were like "don't leave us again" 😂

@Missgoldilocks wr can't do right for doing wrong can we damn it OVULATE. That's so good about your sis, don't forget, she rests afterwards...they said I had 4 eggs, turned out 3, 1 didn't fertilise (see ladies even in a lab it's all down to which egg gets released & if it's a good one), 2 embryos made to day 3, 1 transferred to my friend & BOOM. One child & one still in storage that's the one that's left 🥰she's doing great. Ps, if they haven't screamed at each they are doing even better 😂🤣

@Vil10 pretty sure you are covered!

@lilacflower12 it's very shitty weather here you, raining all night & windy cold now. What's BC?

@SarahTTC2020 ha ha that water slide image is even better!!

So I've just told my friend (who I met on MN IVF thread for our sons 3 years ago) about the negative then pessaries thing she was like you are bloody hilarious & cant believe he managed to turn around that day to DTD! I know, sly 🦊it's lucky I enjoy shagging him so much 😂

@Minster2012 birth control ☺️

Fingers crossed for all the ladies going into your TWW now- may the baby gods be with you 🥰

@Newbie0818 his is booked on the 27th this month. Can't wait lol!

@Minster2012 luckily he's already on the multi vits and the omega 3s! Every time I see your name I picture the pill sliding back out horizontally in bed...