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The tent of indifference

97 replies

beansprout · 23/02/2007 14:10

Welcome to a place for people who really don't care either way....

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cazzybabs · 27/02/2007 19:17

Is Hans a tatsy male or another MN poster...

i am clearly indifferent but just interested..there is a difference!

Impatience · 27/02/2007 20:50

I don't care who wields the massage. Does that make me indifferent, or just a slut? Er, not that I give a monkeys either way.

plummymummy · 27/02/2007 21:46

Hans or Hansel - who cares

beansprout · 28/02/2007 10:22

I am really, really trying not to care but am on CD29 of a 28-30ish cycle. Last 2 months have been 28 days and I don't seem to have all the usual twinges although I am in hypervigilant mode and am tormenting myself.

I really hate this. Please drag me back to indifference. I liked it there.

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Impatience · 28/02/2007 11:47

Hey, Beansprout, don't sweat it. Nudge Ambi off that beanbag, take her lovely hot choc and I'll get Hans over here for you. You KNOW caring whether you're pregnant or not will make no damned difference, so why bother? Here, smoke this.

cazzybabs · 01/03/2007 20:38

Not that you or I care but having been out of the tent I am back in not caring!

I am chillin' on my beanbag with a can of coke (oh yer!!!!!) and I even had a sneaky beer before tea! Bring it on. I don't care - i am sich a rebel! (without any kind of cause).

duchesse · 05/03/2007 08:19

re-bof

beansprout · 05/03/2007 08:26

Am in don't care mode again. Conceiving has become one of those things that I watch other people do, along with going out, getting on planes and looking attractive. Ho hum.

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PinkElephant · 05/03/2007 09:52

Anyone for cappucino? Full fat milk and fully caffeinated and maybe even a bit of sugar for energy today? .... all safe for me as I can't try TTC as yet!!!

PinkElephant · 05/03/2007 09:54

Is it too early for flapjack?

sideways · 05/03/2007 10:12

Cappucino would be lovely, thanks pinkelephant.

Am slinking into the tent not giving a damn about anything at all.

Not pregnant after a year? Bovvered?

PinkElephant · 05/03/2007 10:43

I know how you feel - nearly a year of marriage for us and no sign of any off- spring. Just heartache and misery with my failing fallopian tubes .

Impatience · 05/03/2007 13:26

crampy: PMT or early pregnancy? Oh I am sooooooo bored I can't be arsed to care.

Ambi · 05/03/2007 13:40

Hmmm, the smell of weed in here is getting me in the mood.

beansprout · 05/03/2007 14:26

I know the feeling Impatience. I had the same this month - before xmas my response would have been. "ooh, could this be it?" and this time I just thought, "yeah, like that's going to happen". So bitter for one so young

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duchesse · 05/03/2007 17:34

Welcome to my world for the last two years then, girls. It was preceded by feeling bewildered, itself preceded by a joyous and hopeful heap of sh1te, but followed by a despond so deep that the only way was up. Still oscillating wildly between three of those four states. Not that anyone cares, and nor should they.

duchesse · 06/03/2007 16:26

Oh my gad, I killed the thread!

Er, not that I give a fig..

duchesse · 12/03/2007 13:18

i feel all guilty now...

beansprout · 12/03/2007 16:00

Nah, don't worry, it's all far to middling....

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beansprout · 12/03/2007 16:00

er, fair...

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PinkElephant · 12/03/2007 19:30

crikey .....where did everyone go?

beansprout · 12/03/2007 19:38

Maybe they are all off somewhere caring passionately about conceiving (or not)?

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cazzybabs · 12/03/2007 19:39

I am here.....actually I am wondering wether to leave...I WANT a treehouse (check out these babies
www.play-houses.com/treehouses.html)

I even cared enough to start antoher thread on it....

umm must start saving those pennies!

duchesse · 12/03/2007 20:05

My husband made a lovely treehouse for himself...erm, I mean, for the children. We actually bought the house we live in now because of the beautiful copper beech. We must be the only people on earth to pend more time on a house visit looking at a damn tree than at the house itself. (first visit, that was. Second visit, we actually looked at the house) How sad it that?

duchesse · 16/03/2007 21:38

bah, well, I don't give a monkey's.

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