Thread 11 TTC#1. Let the fertile games begin! May the eggs be ever in your favour!

[StarkyTheDirewolf]

Symptom spotters, tww - ers, slightly hysterical hormone laden ladies! Regs, lurkers, intermittent posters! Our raison d'etre is 'am I pregnant?'

Thread 11. Welcome one and all!
We do not judge, we enjoy TMI, we i encourage waiting to poas nobody listens and all the grossness you can find from a group of intelligent, articulate ladies.

Post your stats and add your dates. We have a register thanks to kats stats I have been dubbed the resident piss stick queen and if you don't test, you get a Starky's Star loaaaaaads of bfp'ers who keep us positive! We don't have rules, we love a good symptom spot, we try to stay grounded and not be hysterical sometimes we manage it aswell

Evening ladies. Its the end of a shitty week, I've got a massive bowl of popcorn and the fire on and its all OK again. I hope that you are all relaxing and unwinding, finding suitable distractions from TTC and gearing up for a happy, healthful weekend ahead. Happy boinking if you're on ISW and maybe even if you aren't

Gah runner that is amazing!

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Ahhhhhh rumer that's so clear! Amazing, congrats.

Hahaha bless you miley :) to be honest we've fallen out tonight already over the phone - so FaceTime reveal is unlikely ☹️

Anyway I've made pasta, and got a little glass of wine and I'm planning on watching Gogglebox. Which I love xx

Hahaha feefs - I am getting tired of jealousy people though... And don't get me started on my penis.

Wtf exit that way ➡️

To be honest sucha mine could do with an enlargement you can hardly even see it

Report as spam, it will get deleted.

Y'all are just jealousy people. This witch doctor will cure you if you need many children!

LOL at spam and Feefs micropenis!

Sorry I've been AWOL for a few days, have had the cold from hell! Feeling a bit more normal now.

Jem so sorry about your friend hope you are doing ok.

Sorry about your friend too Miley.

Choco so sad about your friend . Can't stop thinking about her and what she must be going through. Did you get your blood test result yet or will you have to wait again?

Runner awww, that's a beautiful scan pic! hope you're feeling better now

Harriet , no not irish but I do have Scottish blood in me (certainly inherited the celtic complexion and hair).

It's my 5th wedding anniversary today. How the hell has it been 5 years?! Shame it's not isw this week really. Bloody af turning up yesterday.

Sorry to all those going through shitty times, lots of and .

Runner eeek, what a fab scan picture! Looks like he/she is playing the invisible piano!

Feefs micropenis!!! Ahahaha

Ummmmm so I didn't enjoy my wine 😕 It didn't taste nice and I felt drunk after about three gulps. Chucked the rest down the sink.

I had better be up the bloody duff. I am not standing for going off wine for any other reason!!

Haha jem that's gutting... Precious wine ... I've had a bottle of presseco already and now I'm on the bailys . How I'm going to cope for 9 months without alcohol I don't know, but obvs I will.

Are you testing in morning?

Prosecco baileys transition - classic. Am going to hold out until hub gets home Sunday I think zazz

Trying to temper my expectations and remind myself it could very well be negative / all in my head xx

Aw that's a shame sucha hopefully it's all for a good cause.

I've gone off the booze as well a bit too soon to be pregnant but tipsy after a glass as well I think it's the general cutting back.

Your a woman after my own heart zazzles

sucha I have a good feeling about you

Makes sense jem, I have my fx for you.

feefs I'm not on to a palette cleanser- cloudy diet lemonade and vodka. Obviously catching up on 2 weeks being alcohol free 😂

*onto to

Ok officially tipsy-fingered...

Thank you ladies, he/she is already a little character (playing up for the sonographer)
Pug I said exactly the same thing about him playing an invisible piano. He looks like the Charlie Brown character who's always playing a toy piano might have to photoshop it

Anyway, good luck to you all. Sorry I don't pop in as much as I used to but all the grads are still keeping our fingers and toes crossed for you guys xx

Looks beautiful runner very exciting!

Zazzles can't wait to hear how your head is in the morning! Ha ha enjoy it!

A new thread!! Wowiie!
Name: Lyssie
TTC:#1
Cycle: 1
Test date: Feb 23!

I'm feeling a bit like my af is coming on. Feeling quite crampy, my breasts don't really hurt today though, which is so odd(sure they'll catch up)...First cycle off BC and I think I may get my 28 day cycle. I'm also ravenously hungry(like I ate nearly everything in the house, so poor scrawny DH is starving), and I'm crabby.

Zazzles... A bottle of prosecco, then baileys, then vodka lemonade...??? Never mind your head what about your stomach! That's quite a combo!!
(Seems much like my week last week... Definitely not preg or ov, drank obscene amount of champagne. Had v bad head)