Thread 9. TTC#1 The thread where we unanimously delete Ovia.

[StarkyTheDirewolf]

Symptom spotters, tww - ers, slightly hysterical hormone laden ladies! Regs, lurkers, intermittent posters! Our raison d'etre is 'am I pregnant?' Depending on how much Ovia (Whybird/Ovibitch) has pissed us off/messed with our fw she is either the oracle or a sanctimonious charlatan.

Just a warning, we move FAST! Our threads last on average, about a week before they're full.

Thread 9 , Welcome one and all! Group of weirdos, wee hoarders, covert opk or okp, depending on what your autocorrect decides addicts with a side business in CM management!

We do not judge, we enjoy TMI, we i encourage waiting to poas nobody listens and all the grossness you can find from a group of intelligent, articulate ladies. Fart stories make us laugh, stories about cervical mucus, pooing, cysts and nausea equally welcome.

Post your stats and add your dates. We have a register thanks to kat, I have been dubbed the resident piss stick queen loaaaaaads of bfp'ers who keep us positive! We don't have rules, we love a good symptom spot, we try to stay grounded and not be hysterical sometimes we manage it aswell

We like acronyms, we make some up: PET = Proper expensive test. We love the d(h)...which can of course mean 'dearest' or 'dickhead' why, what were you thinking?

Keep an eye on how heavy it is... Sometimes people have bleeding in early pregnancy. I had it with my son... it's more common than we realise I think. Big hugs either way xd

Big hugs Bellini be gentle with yourself today xx

Oh no Bellini, so sorry to hear that

Big hug Bellini xxx

Big hugs Bellini, sorry to hear that

Sad news Bellini - massive hug

Hi everyone!!! just got back home from a fabulous weekend!!
Have not even tried to catch up on the thread yet.. any news??????

Aww bellini much love, take care of yourself

Bellini, I'm so sorry :( sending virtual hugs to you. Fx for you next month

Cthulhoo
TTC no. 1
Cycle: no idea. 8+?
CD 2

Yes, I'm out and onto the new cycle. Boo. No clue what was going on: I had slight cramps and spotting / brown discharge for close to a week before af finally arrived. Ah well. Counting down to the next ovulation date and subsequent blood test which may well bring some clue and hopefully a solution, too.

I always wake up in the middle of the night, but last night I felt sick when I woke up. I'm being stupid though since at about 4 DPO, it's far too early for any symptoms. A part of me is like... what if though...

I need a distraction!

Oh no, so sorry to hear Bellini. Sending you virtual hugs.

Sending you hugs *Bellini

Bellini I'm so sorry. Is it definitely AF? Have u taken another test to make sure? (aren't there some people who don't even know they are pregnant as they have normal AF all the way through? I know it's unlikely but I have heard of it)

Bellini That's so rubbish I do hope it is just a random bleed (they do happen rarely). Thinking of you x

Here is some humour, because if I don't laugh, ill cry.

Starky That was amazing I didn't realise you could do crunches though at 9 months gone.... and pregnancy yoga, is that actually a thing? I'm disappointed that when that guys willy fell out, we didn't get to see it though... darn you censorship!

There's a mini series of them SpagMon ill post them up in order.. They make me laugh every time!

-part 2

part 3

part 5

That was really funny starky! That bit where he said, "once I get down here, I can't get back up," totally reminded me of when I was heavily pg!!

Part 5 is hilarious!!!

Stark that was fab! Watched pregnancy belly and labour pains one with OH. Good for him to learn!

Can you post the link to The Great Sperm Race again? Checked old thread but couldn't see the link. Thanks!

Really hope it isn't a chemical bellini, take care

Really sorry for those who have had AF arrive today

After yesterday's game with the strip tests with almost undetectable lines and then taking a Clear Blue test which had a very clear BFP. I tested again this morning, as today is the day AF was due. The Clear Blue was another BFP, but also the internet cheapie test showed a BFP line too. Not a dark one much lighter than the control but it did show up. The instructions for both say that they show positive results at 25mlU/ml so I guess the moral of the story is to go buy a Clear Blue or similar test if you can see even a HINT of a line on the cheap ones or listen to starky and wait for the day AF is due to test. No cramps today as such but the occasional sharp twinge, and most importantly no AF!