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Thread 9. TTC#1 The thread where we unanimously delete Ovia.

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StarkyTheDirewolf · 30/01/2016 17:06

Symptom spotters, tww - ers, slightly hysterical hormone laden ladies! Regs, lurkers, intermittent posters! Our raison d'etre is 'am I pregnant?' Depending on how much Ovia (Whybird/Ovibitch) has pissed us off/messed with our fw she is either the oracle or a sanctimonious charlatan.

Just a warning, we move FAST! Our threads last on average, about a week before they're full.

Thread 9 , Welcome one and all! Group of weirdos, wee hoarders, covert opk or okp, depending on what your autocorrect decides addicts with a side business in CM management!

We do not judge, we enjoy TMI, we i encourage waiting to poas nobody listens and all the grossness you can find from a group of intelligent, articulate ladies. Fart stories make us laugh, stories about cervical mucus, pooing, cysts and nausea equally welcome.

Post your stats and add your dates. We have a register thanks to kat, I have been dubbed the resident piss stick queen loaaaaaads of bfp'ers who keep us positive! We don't have rules, we love a good symptom spot, we try to stay grounded and not be hysterical sometimes we manage it aswell

We like acronyms, we make some up: PET = Proper expensive test. We love the d(h)...which can of course mean 'dearest' or 'dickhead' why, what were you thinking?

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Chocaholic88 · 01/02/2016 16:41

vix First Response Early Result test :) pricey but accurate

So I've just spoken to my midwife who confirmed I can indeed take paracetamol for this VILLLLLLLE toothache... so why do I feel so much guilt!?

StarkyTheDirewolf · 01/02/2016 16:42

vix a FRER is a 'first response early result' they're 10-15 iu so are super sensitive meaning you can use them earlier than most other tests. They're expensive though. Waiting till af day is always better as your results are more accurate.

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StarkyTheDirewolf · 01/02/2016 16:44

Aww choc you poor bugger! Take some paracetamol, lots of fluid. Toothache sucks epic ballsacks! 🌷🌸🌹

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IrregularCommentary · 01/02/2016 16:46

Congratulations Indi!! I see double lines on both of those Smile

Mileymoocow · 01/02/2016 16:47

indi I'm in so much suspense, hurry up and poas!

lisa not much just a general talk about things to expect/foods to avoid and meet our midwife. Also we will be having the baba in the new maternity suite at the hospital which looks very fancy possibly too fancy for me shouting 'you did this to me you fucking fucktard at OH

Also, lots of freebies Grin

Kathrino · 01/02/2016 16:49

If I didn't want to get preggo before, your talk of freebies has convinced me Miley!

IrregularCommentary · 01/02/2016 16:56

Ooh, mine's not til the 29th - what freebies do you get??

Holly300 · 01/02/2016 16:56

Congrats Indi! ThanksThanks

Holly300 · 01/02/2016 17:13

Checking in for today after catching up on all of today's posts...

14dpo today. So after boobs stopped hurting at 9dpo, they started hurting again yesterday. I have had the most awful indigestion/heartburn the past few days - won't go away. Constipated for the past couple of days. I definitely feel different but think that's just my head messing with me!! I am about to go and buy a FRER to test with tomorrow morning...

StarkyTheDirewolf · 01/02/2016 17:19

If you've got to 14 dpo definitely test holly that's an official tww complete so it's only fair to test! Especially given your symptoms! Grin

I'm all cocked out! Dtd Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday! Will probably go back to every other day now for the rest of the month! Opk from today is still dark but definitely not a positive, so I'm confident after two days of solid positives (about 8 tests in total over sat/sun) that I ovulated! At least I hope so! So I'm classing today as 1dpo! And thus the two (three) week wait begins! Grin

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SuchaJem · 01/02/2016 17:28

holly that sounds very promising! Very well waited out too. Fingers crossed for another graduate tomorrow...

starky lol @ cocked out, that is how I intend to be over the next week Grin. Fingers crossed the little guys make it through the hunger game trials ahead.

Kathrino · 01/02/2016 17:28

Bloody hell Starky, I'm exhausted just reading that!

Holly, looking forward to a pic tomorrow! Keeping everything crossed that a second line appears for you.

Nearly at the end of Monday. Only four more mornings of resisting POAS!

Mileymoocow · 01/02/2016 17:29

Round of applause starky! Epic chance of catching the egg!

irregular really? I have my first 1 to 1 with my midwife on 2nd March with potential early scan cause of uti and brown spotting

kat I'm a massive fan of freebies so I was delighted. Sudocrem, baby wipes, bubble baths and lotions, stretch mark cream etc

KatOnATinRo0f · 01/02/2016 17:43

Hi everyone!!
Haven't checked the thread today as at work
Had a quick look but will read more in a bit.

Indi that looks really promising !!

Choc toothache is awful :( what kind is it? do u have an appointment at the dentist to see what's going on? :(

Mileymoocow · 01/02/2016 17:46

choc don't forget you get free dental!

Feefeefs · 01/02/2016 18:01

miwelaisjacydo have you got any more tests to repeat?

Exciting stuff indi look forward to seeing your frer! Laughing at you making sure DH would get you one!

This is a rough AF Sad

Feefeefs · 01/02/2016 18:02

Good effort starky!

Confusedcat1 · 01/02/2016 18:04

Congratulations indi xxxxxxxxx

StarkyTheDirewolf · 01/02/2016 18:08

miley kath and jem 😂 my vagina quite literally doesn't know what's hit it! If anything, this has proved I could never be a prostitute! I just can't take the pace! Dh has been in an AMAZING mood though! He's hoovered the entire house and done the dishes AND put them away! So maybe I am a prostitute...and my pay is domestic bliss!

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SuchaJem · 01/02/2016 18:15

Had a proper chuckle on the bus at that starky. Doesn't know what's hit it!! Poor vag. Poor prostitutes and their overworked vags!

feefs it's a frigging insult isn't it - not only is it sad bad bed but also makes you feel like shit. Hope you've got chocolate, hot water bottle, blankets as required.

SuchaJem · 01/02/2016 18:16

Sad bad news! Not sad bad bed. Not sure what that is..

latinata · 01/02/2016 18:22

Indi, everyone had their FX for you, and with good reason!

miwelaisjacydo · 01/02/2016 18:24

fee yeah did one tonight which was negative. Af I think is here but is a bit lighter than usual.

latinata · 01/02/2016 18:25

StarkyOracle- I was totally obeying you on testing times until I got some brown spotting this morning. Very likely it's AF but took a test anyway in case it was implantation bleeding- BFN. But I'd only be 9dpo today, so not surprising.

Going to keep an eye on the spotting- did any of our preggo lovelies have implantation bleeding? What was it like? Think I'm being delusional and AF is on her way, but of course have just spent an hour with Dr Google trying to work out the difference. Sigh.

miwelaisjacydo · 01/02/2016 18:37

This is what I had this morning

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