Thread 8, TTC #1. Change my FW one more time Ovia, I dare you! TMI Warning throughout.

[StarkyTheDirewolf]

Symptom spotters, tww - ers, slightly hysterical hormone laden ladies! Regs, lurkers, intermittent posters! Our raison d'etre is 'am I pregnant?' Depending on how much Ovia (Whybird) has pissed us off/messed with our fw she is either the oracle or a sanctimonious charlatan.

Just a warning, we move FAST! Our threads last on average, about a week before they're full.

Thread 8 , Welcome one and all! Group of weirdos, wee hoarders, covert opk or okp, depending on what your autocorrect decides addicts with a side business in CM management!

We do not judge, we enjoy TMI, we i encourage waiting to poas nobody listens and all the grossness you can find from a group of intelligent, articulate ladies. Fart stories make us laugh, stories about cervical mucus, pooing, cysts and nausea equally welcome. Although normal conversation is also encouraged.

Post your stats and add your dates. We have a register thanks to kat a resident piss stick queen runner loaaaaaads of bfp'ers who keep us positive! We don't have rules, we love a good symptom spot, we try to stay grounded and not be hysterical sometimes we manage it aswell

We like acronyms, we make some up: PET = Proper expensive test. We love the d(h)...which can of course mean 'dearest' or 'dickhead' why, what were you thinking?

Exactly Pyxie! Wtf Ovibitch?!

Yes Kat I have no idea why I wote 6+6, I meant 7+3!!

Kat I claimed 7 on the old thread 😄

Stardusty
Ttc1
Cycle 2
Day 26
10dpo (ish)

Didnt get any + opks this month, but did have a three day spotting at 4-6 dpo

Test on sunday if i can wait!

Oh, and aged 28!

Oh no.... Okay there are two threads with claims. When DH has gone to read the news or whatever men do in the other room in the evenings I'm going to check who claimed the date first by time of message sent. Don't worry guys. I got this.

Yes Pyxie and holly Ovibitch (love it) tells me shit all the time. Telling me to masturbate, telling me I was on my period, then I'm ovulating, oh no, wait, you missed your fertile week, Oh no actually you didn't its next week - ha ha jk its actually in 3 months time cue evil cackling Dont be silly, Skip, you'll never get pregnant BAHAHAHAHAH I hate her.

Ni
Ttc#1
Cycle#4 (my lucky number?! We didn't really get a shot at #3...damn you Santa for getting in the way!)
CD19/30-33
Maybe 1Dpo? Not 100%!
Due to test 6th (AF not due til 9th so may may not wait)

Symptoms: zero...Probably cos I'm in the safe haven of 1dpo without a care in the world.. Until about 7dpo when the shit hits the fan... No wait, watery CM still!

Jeez I really need that scan asap don't I 😂😂

Welcome stardust - stark will try to keep you on the straight and narrow when it comes to testing hahaha

Put me down for 7+3 or +2 or +1 Kat please!! Still catching up...bet they're already taken!

Hi thread 8!
harriet
Age 29
Ttc#1 cycle1!
Cd 25/33
No symptoms whatsoever except for gas (is that really a symptom??). In fact I feel great! I've had lots of energy recently and generally in a positive mood. Going to try hard not to stress out over this Ttc business!

FX I'm sorry but Lara was a bit earlier than you with 7+3. I've got you in 6+3 but you are welcome to change

"How Pregnant is Choc Sweepstake"

10
9+6
9+5
9+4
9+3 Dubya
9+2 confusedcat
9+1 Miw
9 Laurenowls
8+6 Feefs
8+5 Kat
8+4 Miley
8+3 Impy
8+2 Kathrino
8+1 Elle
8 Cthulhoo
7+6 Planeteer
7+5 Stark
7+4 Holly
7+3 Lara
7+2 Ni
7+1
7 Snowdog
6+6 FXskip
6+5
6+4
6+3
6+2
6+1
6
5+6
5+5
5+4
5+3
5+2
5+1
5

I have realised that I am only posting about lists and not making any comments re farting or CM or boobs or anything. I'm reading it all but by the time I've updated all the lists I've forgotten what I was going to comment! Haha!!

Congratulations Choc!! Such brilliant news

Cannot believe we're on another thread already, my stats:

Age 31 (only 10 days in so not written that before!)
Ttc #1
Cycle #1
CD 23
Some days past ov - depends what mood Ovibitch is in
Testing on 29th originally, af due on 30th, but Ovia says testing in 6 days. Fuck knows. I have cheapies and a blatant disregard for Starky's sensible rules so I'll see how I feel!

Oh, Kat, I'm really late so put me down for the closest to 7+3 you can manage - I'm not expecting to win unless we go with everyone wins...

7 + 1 given what you've just posted, thanks Kat

Ok here you were all hiding
Ever TTC#1
Cycle 2 I thought 3 but the first month didn't count I have realised as I came off patch
34 years young ----
CD 19
5dpo
No way I am testing before AF do I get a ?
AF due 5th of Feb

Kat dear, put me down for 9+5
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Co5mo* I just booked a holiday to Spain in the spring and we are thinking about America/Croatia end of summer
Oh yeah! I wouldn't worry about it, there are hospitals to go too if needed, but I am sure it won't be needed
Starky I like your dog's name the long for Nacho is José Ignacio, do you call him that when he is naughty?
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Feefs* I am very confused about your DH's statement. He might be in denial as my DP. He doesn't realise we are trying even though the house is full of poas and I got the grumps when he wasn't willing during fw
Imp I am defo spying on that thread later

Ok I give up
With the bloody text in bold bah

No problem at at Kat thanks for all the effort - such a random job to do on a Tuesday night!!I've got no boobage, poop or farting related information. Just my poor brain trying to second guess every single sensation in my body.

Hi Harriet you sound lovely and positive - keep it up.

Please may I join? 1mmc in November, waited for my periods to return to normal and back in the game now.
Age 28
TTC #1
Cycle 2 CD14 (ooooooooo)
Ovulating.... Who knows when, constant CM inspection has never revealed the mythical EWCM that everyone goes on about. Chuckling to myself about all the Ovia comments. Delighted I'm not the only one talking to her like she's an actual person. Does anyone else change the data you enter just to see what she says?... (Just me?) x

Hello all! Can I join?

Latinata
Age 30
TTC#1, cycle #1
2/3days PO but think I have a 10 day luteal phase- hoping I'll get an answer one way or another by 3/4th Feb to work out what the frick to do about a holiday to mexico on 6th Feb re: Zika virus! Arggh.

At least if BFN then green light for the holiday!!

Ironically feeling much worse in the mornings since giving up regular evening vino in last few weeks. If only embryos and fermented grapes were better friends...

Also, only recently learnt that oral sex is out when TTC. That was the low point of my week!

Latin Hi! Also, no! I did not know that! Where does that come from?

Kt Yeah, I might have been known to do that out of curiosity... (I always change it back though so I'm sure it's fine)

Gah! Another one who didn't realise we were on a new thread!

Will read through in time. For now, below is what I posted on the old thread, and here are my stats...

Name: Lisa
Age: 29
TTC#1
Coming to the end of Cycle #1 but pretty certain it didn't happen this month. Waiting for AF to arrive then will try again next month.

Yay Choc - bloody amazing news girl, finally! So glad you've got the all-elusive BFP! Many congrats!

Kat - I love your dubious mathematics! And your crazy list-making skills

Ever - if Ovia appeared in real life (if I say her name in my mirror) I imagine she would be like that American woman from the Tampax adverts - 'Mother Nature', who says women can't do certain things on her period.

(Fucking hate those adverts...)

Snow - major lols at your DH - such a charmer! 

Erm... Latinata, wtf???

I mean, I know it won't help with TTC, is that what you mean?

Or you also mean guys shouldn't get too comfy with their face in vagworld?

Welcome to kt and Latin 😀💐