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Thread 8, TTC #1. Change my FW one more time Ovia, I dare you! TMI Warning throughout.

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StarkyTheDirewolf · 26/01/2016 14:09

Symptom spotters, tww - ers, slightly hysterical hormone laden ladies! Regs, lurkers, intermittent posters! Our raison d'etre is 'am I pregnant?' Depending on how much Ovia (Whybird) has pissed us off/messed with our fw she is either the oracle or a sanctimonious charlatan.

Just a warning, we move FAST! Our threads last on average, about a week before they're full.

Thread 8 , Welcome one and all! Group of weirdos, wee hoarders, covert opk or okp, depending on what your autocorrect decides addicts with a side business in CM management!

We do not judge, we enjoy TMI, we i encourage waiting to poas nobody listens and all the grossness you can find from a group of intelligent, articulate ladies. Fart stories make us laugh, stories about cervical mucus, pooing, cysts and nausea equally welcome. Although normal conversation is also encouraged.

Post your stats and add your dates. We have a register thanks to kat a resident piss stick queen runner loaaaaaads of bfp'ers who keep us positive! We don't have rules, we love a good symptom spot, we try to stay grounded and not be hysterical sometimes we manage it aswell

We like acronyms, we make some up: PET = Proper expensive test. We love the d(h)...which can of course mean 'dearest' or 'dickhead' why, what were you thinking?

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StarkyTheDirewolf · 27/01/2016 19:57

Don't do a digi till at least 14/15 dpo/positive other test. Otherwise it's £10 wasted.

Deffo get a frer though miley I am actively advocating you testing tomorrow with fmu!

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ImpYCelyn · 27/01/2016 20:12

I'm 15dpo Sad so it's a no, but where the fuck is AF?

Mileymoocow · 27/01/2016 20:21

I'm away to get an frer right now OH is almost hitting the roof with excitement. I have told him to calm down but I'm secretly having mini heart palpatations

impy fx she doesn't show!

stardusty5 · 27/01/2016 20:22

Impy, i've read a few threads about not getting a BFP until a week after AF due, so the game isn't over yet

stardusty5 · 27/01/2016 20:23

Good luck miley!

IrregularCommentary · 27/01/2016 20:23

Aaaaaaand I'm caught up!

Absolutely pissing myself at the weeing on the floor misunderstanding - brilliant.

#clitnotclot needs to be the name of the next thread for sure!

Miley that looks like a very exciting BFP to me!!

ImpYCelyn · 27/01/2016 20:24

Ooh Miley, I'll be vicariously excited instead :)

Thanks ladies Thanks I'm sure AF is coming, I just wish she wouldn't fuck about!

Kathrino · 27/01/2016 20:24

Eek! I'm ridiculously excited Miley so god only knows how you and DP must be feeling!

Kathrino · 27/01/2016 20:26

Impy, I'm more and more convinced that our bodies know we're TTC and take great pleasure in fucking with us.

ImpYCelyn · 27/01/2016 20:29

I'm with you in that Kathrino

I got a wave of nausea earlier, and evening nausea was my main symptom with 1&2. So 15dpp, late, but bfn. It's such a mindfuck!

BelliniButterfly · 27/01/2016 20:37

Thank you so much everyone! I am absolutely delighted and terrified at the same time. Have told my husband now and it's beginning to sink in.

I had 2 tests left over so did them around 4pm and I can definitely see clear lines now. No more testing for me!

I know it's early days and am realistic about the prospect of early mc. Any advice on how to stay sane greatly appreciated!

Thread 8, TTC #1. Change my FW one more time Ovia, I dare you! TMI Warning throughout.
Thread 8, TTC #1. Change my FW one more time Ovia, I dare you! TMI Warning throughout.
Thread 8, TTC #1. Change my FW one more time Ovia, I dare you! TMI Warning throughout.
ImpYCelyn · 27/01/2016 20:39

Massive congrats Bellini! I think for the next couple of weeks you just need to chill and take it in. Start working out how to register with midwives etc Smile

AliceScarlett · 27/01/2016 20:41

We want BFPs or at the very least AF's, limbo is SO annoying. I'm 1st cycle so chances are slim, but AF will just not appear, but how do I know for sure how long my cycles are? I can't yet. Arrrgh.

Miley I'm super excited for you :)

AliceScarlett · 27/01/2016 20:42

Congratulations!GrinStar

StarkyTheDirewolf · 27/01/2016 20:45

Congratulations bel 🍼👍🎉🎊🎁 woohoo! Definitely positive there! Try and relax and just enjoy it for the minute! You need to get over to the grads thread! Grin

miley I'm excited for you mate! Woop!

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Ni4444 · 27/01/2016 20:45

Sorry to hear about your day Starky. Nothing worse in the world than losing a child, but after the promise of 9months and even getting any time with your baby... Heartbreaking 😔

That story about peeing in front of the nurse!!! Omg I could see myself saying the exact same! I can be so away with the fairies sometimes!

#clitsnotclots cracked me up!

Miley can't wait to see the frer results!!

Confusedcat1 · 27/01/2016 20:47

Hurry up miley!

stardusty5 · 27/01/2016 20:47

Congrats Bellini!

Ni4444 · 27/01/2016 20:49

I meant to say #not getting any time with your baby

IrregularCommentary · 27/01/2016 20:53

Congrats Bellini!

Chocaholic88 · 27/01/2016 20:54

bellini congratulations honey- come joint us on the grads thread! Nothing can prepare any of us for early MC... in my opinion the only way to view it is that something wasn't right and it wasn't meant to be. But keep positive my lovely, there are plenty of happy healthy pregnancies out there! I've had 2 already!

Kathrino · 27/01/2016 20:55

Those are some excellent lines Bellini, huge congrats!

Mileymoocow · 27/01/2016 21:03

Sorry, guys! Congratulations bellini!!! You must be so excited!!!

Ok, no frer but I found this. Had a battle with my camera to focus again and it's not as obvious as in real life because of glare. Think I'm clutching at straws?

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Runner05 · 27/01/2016 21:04

Bell head over to the grads thread. We've all been in the scared to sneeze just in case stage but so far all the grads are going good Biscuit

Runner05 · 27/01/2016 21:05

Mily you are definitely upduffed Grin

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