Funniest symptom-spotting moments (to stop me from feeling so nuts)

[BeforeIChangeMyMind]

We've recently started ttc #2. I feel pregnant

But
i) AF isn't due until 4th May, I have long cycles and could be only a few days post-ov
ii) It took 8 months last time
iii) I could be bonkers and all my "symptoms" all in my mind. So potentially imaginary twinges, excess saliva and vague nausea so far.

That's the worst part, that and the waiting... Anyone else out there doing deranged symptom-spotting and need something to take their mind off this?! Would love to hear if you are, or have been in the same boat.

Hi Before I've been ttc 9 months following a mc and I've had implantation pain/spotting, headaches. nausea, sore and tingly boobs, felt emotional and 'felt' pregnant! Ttc is a bitch! :)

Hi Inshock, thanks for keeping me company.

I can't be like this for however long it takes. I wasn't this bad first time, just a gradual build up of curiosity and symptom spotting. This time I've jumped straight in. I need to calm the heck down. And then I get a cramp or a twinge and I'm right back there. Duh!