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Original poster

i want a normal girl and a disabled boy...

69 replies

Edmond · 18/08/2006 21:26

to balance my family
it would be soooooo flipping great

but you know........

OP posts:
Beetroot · 18/08/2006 21:42

you are not a troll you are a name changer!!!

i need a house in France to balance my family will the NHS pay for it

expatinscotland · 18/08/2006 21:42

Misdee
It was a thread about 'balancing' the family w/a girl child and the OP had stated that, if you can afford it, you should be able to gender select.

But really, if you can afford it, why not BOTH a Beemer AND a Merc? You know, to balance things out?

hunkermunker · 18/08/2006 21:42

I can't afford my toenails, let alone an elf!

Beetroot · 18/08/2006 21:43

and elf woudl be free, as long as you let them go down on you

Beetroot · 18/08/2006 21:43

did I say that

Original poster
Edmond · 18/08/2006 21:44

as usual i put my foot in it
dh is shouting, save your humour for real life friends

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expatinscotland · 18/08/2006 21:44

you sleazebag, beet.

how did you do in the 'animal in bed' test?

Original poster
Edmond · 18/08/2006 21:45

and stop it expat you dirty dirty girl

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hunkermunker · 18/08/2006 21:45

Beetroot! PMSL!

I'm just glad my ears are the same size so my head balances.

essbee · 18/08/2006 21:46

Message withdrawn

fattiemumma · 18/08/2006 21:46

OMg was all ready to kick off big stylee ewhen i saw that title.

but now i have chnged my mind and need a huge big surey mansion, an obediant hubby, good nanny and posh job to balance out my currently shite life lol

expatinscotland · 18/08/2006 21:47

I need to balance our joint account.

Anyone got a quid to send me?

Do you have a quid? Oooo, I'd LOVE a quid!

trinityrhino · 18/08/2006 21:48

I need a million pounds to balance my purse

jamiesam · 18/08/2006 21:48

So 1) none of you have ever expressed an opinion about whether you wanted a boy or girl, you just wanted a baby? No opinions at all mind?

and 2) if the OP on the other thread had not used the word balancing, (wash my mouth, clearly worse than cursing) you'd all have given her (him?) the time of day and no one would have accused her of considering an abortion on a 'whim'?

hunkermunker · 18/08/2006 21:49

EIS...are you hijacking the Send Hunker A Quid campaign again, hmm?

(Nobody did, btw )

expatinscotland · 18/08/2006 21:50

How about a 'Send Hunker an Elf' campaign?

That might be more fruitful.

hunkermunker · 18/08/2006 21:50

Jamiesam, I was told when I was 22 I'd never have children, so no, I've never expressed a preference - "healthy baby" was always my aim.

hunkermunker · 18/08/2006 21:50

EIS, that's a good campaign - surely most reasonable MNers could get behind that one?

hunkermunker · 18/08/2006 21:50

(Both of them - PMSL!)

expatinscotland · 18/08/2006 21:52

I was a hopeless drunk who was conned here by another drunk.

I thought I was going to die prematurely from drink.

So yeah, to actually dry out, meet a man who wanted to marry and have kids, AND have them was a real coup for me, gender not important.

I had NO opinion, either way.

Joolstoo · 18/08/2006 21:52

I want a t*t on one side and a bottle on the other to balance the bf/formula debate

Beetroot · 18/08/2006 21:52

send me 50p, i NEED it

expatinscotland · 18/08/2006 21:53

Good one, JT!

I want to shag David Tenant AND Oliver Martinez to balance out the fugly w/the lovely.

hunkermunker · 18/08/2006 21:53

(JT, can you make a Soupy like that, poor little freak? )

expatinscotland · 18/08/2006 21:53

Hey, Beetroot, remember the 'Which MNers need a slap and why?' thread .