I was googling "implantation bleeding", as you do and, well...

[openerofjars]

wtf

I think someone used an online thesaurus.

Love it! (especially the bit about the bollack)

that is the strangest thing i have ever read. was it written by borat?

Sorry, but that is hilarious!

It's an online translation isn't it. Weird!

Oh my word!! This is insane!! I do wonder if a farming website and a pregnancy one have got muddled up!!

Certainly made me smile, and after another BFN this morning, that's what I needed. Thanks!