Tweet to woo: win a fab weekend break in our Valentine competition

[GeraldineMumsnet]

Want to win a super-romantic, four-star weekend break, courtesy of Hallmark.co.uk?

Find out how to enter here.

Given Mumsnetters' haiku prowess , it should be a cinch.

Closing date is 7 February 2010.

Oooh! could I have a romantic weekend on my own?

I don't want to go on holiday.

I want the Friday Night topic you promised me.

And a gingerbread man.

And a 27inch waist.

AIBU? Am I?

Yes, tweet to woo. Very funny. Aren't you clever?

Friday Night topic?

Did you get my entry? i want to win something!

i am too dim to understand how to enter that one

NotAnOtter, I'll enter and if I win, you can have the prize. I don't want a weekend away I WANT A FRIDAY NIGHT TOPIC. Seriously, join twitter (cost, one soul), 'follow' MN and Hallmark (like friending someone on fb) and send MN a direct message with a sappy poem in it.

Gerry, you promised.

oh that comp is too much hassle

even for a twittere like me

NAO, have entered with...

There once was a man named DH
Who insisted on pronouncing it haitch.

So I shot him.

Brilliant, we're sure to win.

Friday night topic please.

why am i so UN motivated by that comp?

oooh show of hands you sound like you mean business

what is a friday night topic??
Geraldine I think you might have to succumb!

fingers crossed showofhands!!

Love is sitting in different rooms watching telly and not feeling the need to speak. bloody hell thats shit inst it?

I'm uninspired because I've never bloody heard of a bit of London called Little Venice. And they aren't paying for food for you, 'cept breakfast so you have to nick stuff to last you the day. And Valentines is rubbish really.

Still, sure we'll win, eh?

Friday Night topic. A sex topic. So that the sex stuff doesn't sit next to the domestic violence/divorce/affair stuff in 'Relationships' and the topic can also be hidden by those of a sensitive disposition. Gerry said I could have one weeks ago. It makes sense.

oooh soh delete your entry now i have heard about the lack of grub prize!

ds birthday anyway

showofhands - is it like - have a friday night shag then tell mumsnetters the 'ins and outs' sort of thing ?

NAO, if you want to do that then go right ahead. Ins, outs, ups, downs, round and round.

I genuinely think it might be nice to move the bumsex/what lube do you use/how big is it stuff to its own topic. I think it's incongruous in relationships alongside some of the serious stuff.

And Gerry PROMISED.

no seriously i really do agree with you there showofhands - i support your quest

i have a great poem and it is tooo long

Oh good grief, you have to join Twitter! No chance, matey. I'll stick to our romantic getaway plan of sharing saveloys on Brighton Pier.

Im not joining Twitter - I spend tooooooo much time on Facebook as it is!! I would just love to win this for my friend Triplets (always, obviously on the multiple mums thread)

There was a mate called Trips,
She coped with all the blips,
She made me smile,
She walked the extra mile,
and she totally deserves to be spoiled pigging rotten because she is my wonderful friend.

OK, it was all going well until the last bit I think she should be awarded the prize anyway!!!!

Shabs i second that!

SOH that sounds like a very good idea too.

Come on Gerry

Nah, I never promised . Will put it to HQ vote but could be tomorrow because we're not quorate at the mo.

Oh bugger quorate, what is this, a democracy?

I did canvas opinions on a thread as suggested and it was a unanimous yes please.

I'm not solely after a place to be smutty. It does make sense to have a topic that can be hidden and one which can be kept separate from the more general and often upsetting relationship threads.

She didn't promise Justine, honest. IIRC, her exact words were 'ooh I don't know, I'll ask the beautiful and immaculately groomed Justine for her wise and reasoned opinion'. Something like that.

Mirror mirror made of glass
Tell me that is not the size of my ass

I like it big my hubby said
But it wasnt that big when we wed.

There is my entry as I cant be bothered registering with Twitter etc.

OK - im not very good at twitter but my lymeric was

ther was a mumsnetter from crawley
she found herself incredibly horny,
with a post on a thread about bumsex in bed,
she foudn herself walking round sorely.

??? but i had to post it as twio "tweets" cos it wouldn't all fit.

mamazon, reckon you and I will have to split the prize. We're lyrically gifted.