Ds2 was burbling happily away about the Xmas decorations in a shop today.
Grandfatherly shopkeeper asks:
"Is Father Christmas coming?"
3yo ds2:
"No"
Man looks shocked, glances sideways at me, puzzled...
Ds1 gives him the I'll-explain-veeeery-simply look, and says:
"Father Christmas only comes at Christmas. It needs to be Christmas for Father Christmas to come. It's not Christmas right now."
Man promptly hides behind his counter, trying to muffle his laughter.
I wonder what ds would think if he knew that this man really is Father Christmas - in the local pageant!
What cute things have yours said?