does anyone get their dh a joke present?

[drlove8]

i asked dh what he wanted for christmas , just a little thing to open as ive already got him a phone , he has now as his old one died. he said he doesnt want anything.
after much nagging he said id like a mankini ,like borat! (guess what we'd been watching) .... ive found him one ! cant wait to see his face when he opens it! - christmas at the pils will be interesting this year!

I bought DH some leopard print thong type undies from primark last year.
He hasn't worn them yet
I bought them because I had asked for underwaer for xmas. I was expecting something black/red, lacy, uncomfortable, crotchless etc etc.
I was relieved to get cream.

My mother bought my dh (who she thinks is wonderful 'putting up' with me!!) a joke remote control to point at me; it had things like 'get me a beer', 'shut up', 'undress' etc. ha chuffing ha..

My mum has brought DP a silver plated ball scrathcer as a joke.

drlove, I think you should have a general agreement between you all this year that you will all wear a christmas present for lunch. Then insist that he wears his mankini

We did this many years ago when having christmas with friends. Unfortunately, one of them had no clothes that year, so had to wear a towel for lunch!

My bil bought lots of rude things for all the women one year. We had to sit and open them in front of my dear departed grandma. She just kept saying ''oooh'' and ''that's lovely, dear''. Luckily she didn't ask what the femidom was for or notice that the knickers had a bit missing - i.e. the crutch

pmsl @ dinner with granma and the crotchless pants! priceless! lol