DD got a late present from her Granny today, and in it we found...

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A lovely purple skirt, a white top and.....

pregnancy test

A Woolworths voucher?

old bus ticket

tuppence ha'penny

fruit shoot?

woolworth's vouchers

ah, you beat me to it

a fruit shoot

knickers

Grand Theft Auto?

Come on! What is it?!

Greggs vouchers

Old Lady knickers?

It was one of Granny's slippers.

Stuck to the underside of the skirt.

It was filthy.

DD sort of waved it about about looking bemused.

I dread to think how long she has been looking for it.

A ploppie.

Are you going to tell her you have it?

Why not send a new pair?

Granny Slippers?

SHe's on Brum isn't she?

at A ploppie

Ex-DP is going to give it back to her.

She's probably turned the house upside down since wrapping the present in December.

NO!

It was filthy. Treat her to some new ones fgs!

Has she been walking around the house with one slipper on all this time?

Old ladies wear their slippers down the shops. Of course it's filthy. Poor granny would have been housebound for weeks.

She's not that old!

But she is mad.

"ploppie" oh that is so funny what an onomatopoeic word - must use this frequently.

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