What 'drink' are you leaving out for Father Christmas?!

[jmum6]

We have left some baileys, as I can't face milk tonight!!

(As well as mince pies and carrots!)

Chartreuse, Mars bars, jelly snakes and bread sticks for Rudolph.

DH has made short work of it. I am pregnant and now craving chartreuse. Great.

Ds (3) insisted Santa have two drinks!!

A glass of milk which has just gone back in fridge and a glass of orange squash which has gone down the sink!!

To eat he has 3 rich tea biscuits and a carrot for Rudolph.

ds, aged 8, is insisting on vodka!

a glass of red (the mulled's all been drunk ) , a carrot, a minece pie and a partridge in a pear tree sugar cube

Well we started out with 8yr old single malt (mummy that's a bit mean, there's hardly any in that glass!), then added milk as well in case FC doesn't drink , a home-made mince-pie (blardly lovely, all butter pastry and a digestive biscuit (courtesy of DS#2), a bowl of water for the reindeers and some carrots (peeled and chopped by DD).

You know those restaurants where every dish is analysed in detail on the menu? Well that is how it is here tonight. A flutter of little post-it notes explaining everything ("Mummy said you could only have a bit of whisky because it's a bit burny and n there's a milk to make your mouth taste better." "You can sit on the sofa while you eat them if you want")

Glass of Rose, Christmas Biscuits and an orange, ds said the reindeer must get fed up with carrots lolol (he is analyzing things now he is 10..should i tell him the truth or let him enjoy it for a while more?)

Orange juice and cheese.

Reckon poor bloke's going to be paying for this come tomorrow, oh yes

we have

mince pie and blackcurrant squash in a wine glass for FC, all sprinkled with magic dust

for rudolph we have porridge oats with magic dust mixed in and a bowl of blackcurrant squash

i have left dreggs in each bowl and sprinkled icing sugar in fireplace

dd was too scared to have her stocking in her room, so i told her FC makes in fly up the stairs into her room using the magic dust, and that he never leaves the front room just praying she sleeps through and doent have nightmares about him coming upstairs

glass of milk, huge slab of chocolate Bailey's cake (made for dh's birthday today) and 4 carrots for all of the Reindeer who 'will be coming into the lounge won't they mummy?'

Homemade sloe gin,malt loaf and a carrot

gingernutlover - same here! dd's final words before falling asleep were 'father christmas not in my bedroom, just in the lounge..'

glass of sherry (saved the last of the bottle for me him), chocolate from the tree (forgot to get any mince pies) and two carrots for Rudolph - apparently he will be VERY hungry, ds reckons.

Mince pie and a glass of milk and a carrot for the reindeer.Also reindeer food sprinkled over the garden.

Can of tonic (DD wanted lemonade, I thought something that mixed with gin would be just the job), mince pie, carrot for a reindeer (Rudolph must be the size of a house and the others starving).

Flippin' school have had the kids making 'Santa traps', like chimes that go on the door to alert them to the big red man's arrival! DD is asleep with the door shut for the first time in over two years, and SOMEONE has to negotiate the trap. I am SO having words with the school in January.

Cherry coke and a matchmaker cookie

Port. DH's favourite!

milk

Santa and I love milk DH wanted Santa to have a can of lager

Sparkling rose! It was that or Malibu! And a peice of chrismas cake and a carrot for Rudolf.

DD1 insisted that all fc wanted to drink was...

water!

Guiness and a mice pie for FC
Carrot and water for rudolf

mince

Sloe gin and a mince pie for Santa

Some Dorset cereals mixed with "magic" glitter for Rudolph (gold to help him fly, and red to ensure his nose shines bright all night)

Ready mixed Mojito, a mince pie and 3 small carrots. Lo's only 2 so she went along with my suggestions!

LOL at mice pie