Turkey Russian Roulette anyone?

[GoodWilfToAllMN]

We prevaricated. We Ocadoed. The turkey was in. It was out. It was in again.

Finally, before the delivery arrived on Sunday (the only bleeding slot we could get), it was out again.

So DH is running the gamut of every late night supermarket tonight to find a decent quality Turkey crown joint for 5 people.

Oh, I think we'll be the only ones doing that don't you? It'll be dead, I tell you.

The turkey? Well I hope so, suppose if it's not you can be sure it's fresh!
Is he calling you to let yu know?

BTW I passed our local butcher's today - full of the things. I'm vegi and don't know about these things - why would they have been rejected?

He may well be reduced to wringing the neck of a local (live) seagull if he comes back empty handed.

Yes, a dead supermarket. Quiet as a graveyard I imagine. No-one with the same idea as us. At all.

Dunno. Maybe they're just too expensive for people this year. Or they've finally had the balls to admit they don't like it.

lol - I am going town shopping tomorrow and imagine it will be much the same

I suppose I should make the wild goose chase pun here.

Just tell him to buy some chicken breasts and "carve" them in the kitchen on to a big serving dish. If you serve dinner late, and serve plenty of drinks beforehand no one will know/care/even notice! Dim the lights and you will deffo get away with it.

Hurrah! He returned. With the world's smallest turkey. S'fine.

If only we could go to bed. Grumpy hot 1yo kicking off.

Ho hum. Probably chicken pox.

Whoop de doo.