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UWP (Unidentified Wrapped Present) needs identifying. Anyonw fancy playing sherlock

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DoNotsAntlers · 23/12/2008 17:10

Tis aimed at a 7yo girl (which might help) but from grandparents so think losely 7yo girl IYSWIM.
Box is huge. About 2.6-3' by about 1' by about 6". but it tapers a bit towards one end (on the 1' dimension)

The only thinkg that we can think of is those toddler sized standing "doll" things...but we think they are a bit "young" for a 7yo.

Please somene tell me that they are not those standing toddler doll things....Please someone come up with a sensible alternative

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bollockbrainASSofBETHLEHEM · 23/12/2008 18:10

nope io am dead right. very yellow wiry hair oh good god i am having palpitations for your girls.

I hate them as much as i hate clowns....oh do you think it could be a couple of teary clowns? Dont know what could be worse!

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DoNotsAntlers · 23/12/2008 18:10

The problem is that they are sealed along the long edge so not easy to get into.....

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AaliyahsFirstXmas · 23/12/2008 18:11

Just do it!! You can hide the selotape!

JKS - That's how I used to do it when I was little!!

bollockbrainASSofBETHLEHEM · 23/12/2008 18:11

just open them quick and get them down to the tip before they come alive and you find them standing at the foot of your bed tonight

Flihgtattendant · 23/12/2008 18:11

Yay, teary clowns with satin ruffs and sad eyes. Awwww

JustKeepSingingCarols · 23/12/2008 18:12
Flihgtattendant · 23/12/2008 18:13

I'm really sorry about this but I NEEDE to know what is in those parcels NOWWW

Really I need to know

or I won't be able to sleep.

yummybunnymummy · 23/12/2008 18:13

dh, me and the boys are all waiting to know......

AaliyahsFirstXmas · 23/12/2008 18:13

You HAVE to do it! If it is one of those you need to run run run. Think childsplay!!

IAmTheNewQueenOfMN · 23/12/2008 18:14

OPEN THEM WOMAN

bollockbrainASSofBETHLEHEM · 23/12/2008 18:15

DO IT NOW or we shall come round and do it for you!

Flihgtattendant · 23/12/2008 18:16

do you think she's doing it?

yummybunnymummy · 23/12/2008 18:17

fingers crossed its not these....

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JustKeepSingingCarols · 23/12/2008 18:19

niiiiiice

Flihgtattendant · 23/12/2008 18:19

Bleuuurghhhhhh

Me and my sister had matching walkie talkie dolls like that (in fact almost exactly like that when i was about 5

They had records in their backs. i actually loved mine.

yummybunnymummy · 23/12/2008 18:22

..i need to be doing the final cleaning and tidying and then wrapping the tonne of presents etc... etc... but i need to know....

yummybunnymummy · 23/12/2008 18:23

..i need to be doing the final cleaning and tidying and then wrapping the tonne of presents etc... etc... but i need to know....

yummybunnymummy · 23/12/2008 18:24

..i need to be doing the final cleaning and tidying and then wrapping the tonne of presents etc... etc... but i need to know....

bollockbrainASSofBETHLEHEM · 23/12/2008 18:24

pmsl at the dollyummy

bollockbrainASSofBETHLEHEM · 23/12/2008 18:25

perhaps the dolls are following her round the house now.

yummybunnymummy · 23/12/2008 18:26

my computer obviously didn't like them!

Flihgtattendant · 23/12/2008 18:26

probably slit her throat by now. Husband was right. never open them. It releases the curse innit.

Flihgtattendant · 23/12/2008 18:27

sorry that was rather morbid

bollockbrainASSofBETHLEHEM · 23/12/2008 18:28

what about those horrid blinking eyes that go from side to side like a ventriloquists puppet eurgh

yummybunnymummy · 23/12/2008 18:30

am quite worried.....antlers are you there? are you safe?