Christmas jokes please?

[mogs0]

I want to put "learn a Xmas joke" in ds' advent calendar tomorrow.....anyone know a fairly easy-to-remember one for a 6 yr old?

What did Santa say to his wife during the storm?

'Look at the Rain deer'.
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What's the difference between a snowman and a snow lady?

Snowballs!

These are from my kids I should hastily add.

what do you call a reindeer with no eyes?

no idea.......

what do you call a reindeer with no eyes?

no idea.......

what do you call a reindeer with no eyes AND no legs?

Still no idea...... hehe

Sweet idea for the calendar