Can any MNer top this fab present for dcs?

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here

If we buy in bulk, do you we could negotiate a discount?

'salright norbert, I was joking with my (though not about the golf naturally)

Am still chortling to think of myself in some strange madonna-esque 39-yo nerdy feminist lentilweaverish mum in passionate hookup with 18yo souped-up VW joyrider scenario.