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Imagine you’re a 15 year old middle class boy but you like to dress like a roadman

191 replies

DevastatingFinish · Yesterday 21:29

What watch brand do you favour? Any one got any intel on watches these type of young gents wear? To set the scene, they are also wearing black joggers or low slung jeans, Nike sport socks, Nike trainers, a white t shirt preferably Calvin Klein and a gym shark or Nike hoody, Ralph Lauren if they are feeling swish, topped off with a black north face or adidas coat and perhaps a little Nike beanie if
it is sub zero temps or they are unhappy with their hair. Any cool brands to know for a watch?

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mumumental · Today 09:23

Just wow at the price of a swatch these days!

LondonPapa · Today 09:28

DevastatingFinish · Yesterday 21:29

What watch brand do you favour? Any one got any intel on watches these type of young gents wear? To set the scene, they are also wearing black joggers or low slung jeans, Nike sport socks, Nike trainers, a white t shirt preferably Calvin Klein and a gym shark or Nike hoody, Ralph Lauren if they are feeling swish, topped off with a black north face or adidas coat and perhaps a little Nike beanie if
it is sub zero temps or they are unhappy with their hair. Any cool brands to know for a watch?

I would not encourage this. What a horrendous sense of style your boy has!

Bumcake · Today 09:31

WhatATimeToBeAlive · Today 08:16

Is it just me that has no idea what a road man is?

Not just you, you’re about eighth to have asked and it’s been comprehensively answered.

My 13 year old nephew is just on the cusp of this stage, so reading with interest.

Lexibletheflexible · Today 09:36

LondonPapa · Today 09:28

I would not encourage this. What a horrendous sense of style your boy has!

What do you allow your teens to wear?

quequerido · Today 09:37

LancashireButterPie · Today 09:18

Don't wish to be a party pooper but....
Being middle class is not the protection from becoming feral that you all seem to think it is. Look at the middle class/private school roadmen who killed Yousef Makki?
However being from a very privileged background did seem to somehow lessen their sentence.

I wouldn't encourage him to dress in that style. If he looks like a "roadman" and aspires to that sort of culture then he probably is going to be a target for gangs.

whilst I take your point this is tongue in cheek. I can’t imagine anyone on this thread is encouraging their kids to dress like this, but at 15/16 you have to let them ride it through. It’s not a route to being involved in gang culture, they’re on the whole nice boys teenage experimenting who by 6th form have moved into another phase.

My baggy tracksuit hoody puffa chunky chain wearing bum hanging out 16 year old is morphing quickly into Zara jeans Henley tops and most of Uniqlo’s men’s range.

Londersand · Today 09:41

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Papyrophile · Today 09:43

Brilliant thread, ours has long graduated roadman school and is now an eco-sensitive horticulturalist-chef sporting a 1990s Barbour Beaufort and wellies!

Shuffletoesxtreme · Today 09:47

WhitneySpears · Yesterday 22:13

Does make me laugh to see privately educated sons of various friends who live in £2m houses in leafy SW London dress like criminals from Brixton. Baffling.

They’ve been doing this for at least 30 years in my experience. My red brick university was rammed to the rafters with posh kids showing their pants and talking like Ali G in 1996.

Cornishbelle · Today 09:54

BogRollBOGOF · Yesterday 23:02

He needs some mid-grey* shorts to go under the sagging trackie bottoms.

*More "Dressing-Gown-of-Doom" than "Elephant's Fart"

Never did I think that I'd miss the days of trousers hitched at mid-bum revealing designer waistbands on pants, but hey ho Gen Alpha have adapted on Zennial fashions and actually come up with something worse which is quite an achievement.

There's a few blingy watches around at work (no idea about branding) but watches are making a comeback, particularly now phones aren't accessible in class.

What is this shorts under joggers thing? Can anyone explain? I wondered if there were worried about someone pulling trousers down (but not worried enough not to have them half way down the backside!)

shakeitoffoffoff · Today 09:56

Mine owns a Hugo Boss, it's silver link and he even has the silver chain style bracelet to match
Tres chic x

Notanotherrestructure · Today 09:58

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Douglasmummy · Today 10:05

@Shuffletoesxtreme Yes agree. It used to be a ' thing' amongst Asian boys in S London in the 90's that I hung around with. (See Goodness Gracious me sketch). My friends are now all in their 50's and working in finance or IT with their own teenage 'Bhangramuffins'
@Londersand That does concern me a bit, especially as mine is heavily into the music scene too ( although ATM that involves listening to and mixing tracks in his room and buying synth equipment.) He is very anti drugs, which I know all mums say when their kid is arrested for dealing and we've spoken about it.

Wendalicious · Today 10:38

Love this! I watched Ali G with my son (13) I loved it for nostalgia and comedy but he seems to think he is a genuine person to aspire to be fashion and language wise 🫪

AnotherBretonTop · Today 10:46

I have this. He has however started venturing to Ralph Lauren and has started to veer towards the preppy varsity look. Also started to favour Canterbury’s over Nike and shock horror, has asked for navy, rather than black.
For watches Samuel’s is your friend. Not swatch, they’re for Dads in the same way Superdry is apparently - bruh!
His brother is still firmly in the Nike Tech Era oh the joys.

Keepgettingolder81 · Today 10:47

Mother of a middle class road man here!

montriex sets.
North face sets.
Apple watch.
Tommy Hilfiger watch.
Nike, Addidas, Carhart socks.

All only in grey black or very dark navy!

Keepgettingolder81 · Today 10:49

LancashireButterPie · Today 09:18

Don't wish to be a party pooper but....
Being middle class is not the protection from becoming feral that you all seem to think it is. Look at the middle class/private school roadmen who killed Yousef Makki?
However being from a very privileged background did seem to somehow lessen their sentence.

I wouldn't encourage him to dress in that style. If he looks like a "roadman" and aspires to that sort of culture then he probably is going to be a target for gangs.

I think it would be a bit dramatic, it’s just a phase in a teenagers life how they dress.

Do you have teenagers? Basically, they try to fit in and look the same as everybody else. It’s not as deep as joining a gang! LOL

chirrupybird · Today 10:50

What is a roadman? Down and out, road surfacing contractor, runner, transient worker, I have no idea.

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KnitFastDieWarm · Yesterday 22:44

hey, at least being a roadman is an AI-proof career path 😂

’i thought about becoming a teacher, but this is better paid and safer’

The Le Creuset mug 😆

TokyoSushi · Today 10:55

DevastatingFinish · Yesterday 22:26

Imagine Top Boy, but you live in Esher and your dad works for PwC.

Oh this is just the perfect description!!

I too am the proud owner of one of these boys, also 15! Watches not so much around here or if so an Apple watch, but we have just 'graduated' from JD to white All Saints T-Shirts and Represent hoodies which might be worth putting on the list.

shuggles · Today 11:07

DevastatingFinish · Yesterday 21:29

What watch brand do you favour? Any one got any intel on watches these type of young gents wear? To set the scene, they are also wearing black joggers or low slung jeans, Nike sport socks, Nike trainers, a white t shirt preferably Calvin Klein and a gym shark or Nike hoody, Ralph Lauren if they are feeling swish, topped off with a black north face or adidas coat and perhaps a little Nike beanie if
it is sub zero temps or they are unhappy with their hair. Any cool brands to know for a watch?

I can absolutely assure you that no 15 year old boy gives as much thought to his appearance as what you just conveyed here.

DevastatingFinish · Today 11:10

shuggles · Today 11:07

I can absolutely assure you that no 15 year old boy gives as much thought to his appearance as what you just conveyed here.

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dodgercity · Today 11:11

shuggles · Today 11:07

I can absolutely assure you that no 15 year old boy gives as much thought to his appearance as what you just conveyed here.

And I can assure you that they do! Oh the angst over the hair not being right or the favoured tracky bottoms being in the wash.

Bumcake · Today 11:14

chirrupybird · Today 10:50

What is a roadman? Down and out, road surfacing contractor, runner, transient worker, I have no idea.

Would you consider reading the thread at all?

shuggles · Today 11:16

@dodgercity Oh the angst over the hair not being right

That sounds very insecure. Most teenagers grow out of that quickly enough.

or the favoured tracky bottoms being in the wash.

Anyone wearing tracky bottoms has selected them for comfort, not appearance.

dodgercity · Today 11:18

LancashireButterPie · Today 09:18

Don't wish to be a party pooper but....
Being middle class is not the protection from becoming feral that you all seem to think it is. Look at the middle class/private school roadmen who killed Yousef Makki?
However being from a very privileged background did seem to somehow lessen their sentence.

I wouldn't encourage him to dress in that style. If he looks like a "roadman" and aspires to that sort of culture then he probably is going to be a target for gangs.

If dressing like a roadman lead teens into gang life then the area I live now in would have turned into a Brazilian favela by now 😂.
Honestly. No one is saying that middle class kids are immune from trouble. But the clothes are just a costume for teens and one that this thread has shown pretty clear is grown out of as they head towards their twenties.