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Janet and Roy

47 replies

wewishyouamerrychristmas · 05/12/2022 20:28

Are we doing it this year?

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Sodie · 05/12/2022 20:29

I'm happy to do one from Pembrokeshire

FairlyIncognito · 05/12/2022 20:34

Have there been funny reactions ?
i once did my own welcome letter to a friend who moved house from mystery neighbours (Jazzi and Spike) and I had so much fun. They told her that traditionally a meeting was held in her garden but not to worry as they would bring the canapés. she hid it from her DH as thought he’d be so worked up .

DeltaAlphaDelta79 · 05/12/2022 20:34

I love this thread but have never joined in. Im happy to do one from essex

NatalieIsFreezing · 05/12/2022 20:36

I wish I could see people's reactions to getting these? Do you come clean or let them wonder forever?

Rubbishname101 · 05/12/2022 20:45

FairlyIncognito · 05/12/2022 20:34

Have there been funny reactions ?
i once did my own welcome letter to a friend who moved house from mystery neighbours (Jazzi and Spike) and I had so much fun. They told her that traditionally a meeting was held in her garden but not to worry as they would bring the canapés. she hid it from her DH as thought he’d be so worked up .

Love this 😆

SingingSands · 05/12/2022 20:52

My best friend just moved house, she needs one doesn't she?

TheDogsMother · 05/12/2022 20:58

I can do one from West Sussex.

arthurfonzerelli · 05/12/2022 21:02

I've just googled to find out what this is and found an explanation from a MN thread from 2014.....love it Grin

WinterLobelia · 05/12/2022 21:02

I have done a J&R sent to my parents since 2014. They were the only ones I sent it to though as I knew they would twig and find it funny. We all kept it a major secret until last year when I was exhausted and ground down with life and said to them 'Sorry, no more Janet and Roys. I have lost inspo'. They screamed with laughter. They have saved them and had shared them around. But they knew it was me from almost the get go. They had about 2 years when my father was sure it was a couple my mother had started chatting to while on one of their many crusies. I think once they got the missive that inlouded pampas grass, swinging and an Italian playboy they realised who the culprit was. It was tremendous fun while it lasted.

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Northernsoullover · 05/12/2022 21:05

My friends daughter who was 15 did one to her from 'John and Susan' 😂

Cococomelon · 05/12/2022 21:07

I have never done one but would do one!

Thinkwicebeforeyouleavemylife · 05/12/2022 21:10

Please someone explain what it is! Sounds fun

TheChosenTwo · 05/12/2022 21:23

Beloved CatThiefKeith did my mums one years ago, I cried with laughter at my mum who found it hilarious that someone knew her so well when she couldn’t remember them one bit! I never ever told her the truth either 😂

Lysianthus · 05/12/2022 21:33

I'll do one from Brighton 'n' Hove...

Spidey66 · 05/12/2022 21:37

What is it?

sleighedd · 05/12/2022 22:09

@Spidey66 a Christmas card written by Janet and roy. You give your writer info about the recipient and they write a round robin type letter including those details eg; recent grand child and had the drive done.

Dear xx, we were so so happy to hear your son xx had a baby this year with y we're in the area because Roy is having his annual colonoscopy, isn't that fantastic timing!! Can't wait to see you all , don't worry about putting us up with Roy's redundancy money we bought a magnificent winnebago and we'll just park it on your drive! We saw it had been done recently, what a fantastic way to christen it!

Looking forward to seeing you all (please get the nice loo roll in for Roy and his colonoscopy prep)

Janet and Roy.

NoNamesLeft234678 · 06/12/2022 00:19

What do you have to do? 🤣

MrsMoastyToasty · 06/12/2022 00:33

I've got a couple of ideas.

Roy's showdown with Alan from the Rotary Club.
Son David now being known as Dawn.

crisisofconfidence · 06/12/2022 00:34

Omg brilliant. I had forgotten

KloppsTeeth · 06/12/2022 01:25

I’m happy to send one from Staffordshire.

I love a good Janet and Roy.

Piemam · 06/12/2022 02:13

Just remembered about this the other day! Growing up, I actually had neighbours called Janet and Roy... I probably wouldn't twig!

wewishyouamerrychristmas · 06/12/2022 09:34

Sorry I didn't come back to my OP but I'm definitely up for it. I can send one from Edinburgh.

If anyone can link the 2014 thread mentioned above that will fill you in on what to do.

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Namechangedforthisonetoday · 06/12/2022 09:43

Oh this is fantastic 😂 I love the David now Dawn idea 😂

MastieMum · 06/12/2022 17:35

Happy to do one from Leicestershire!

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