Gift from grumpy sarcastic cat- inspiration needed please.

[freckles20]

I usually get a gift for DH and DS (16) on behalf of our cat. It is a chance for us to have a laugh as the cat is pretty grumpy and self-centred but we all adore him and let him rule the roost.

Over the years I've bought funny books and T-shirts.

I'm struggling for ideas this year, google hasn't helped so I'd love some inspiration.

Funny, rude and downright offensive is acceptable.

A couple of these?!

www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1311141421/rude-bah-humbug-coaster-secret-santa?click_key=5d7d78f74b11fb29cdca7af540a20fbcf51c2cbb%3A1311141421&click_sum=236e0830&ga_search_query=cat&ref=shop_items_search_17&frs=1&sts=1

Brilliant thank you

Calendar club online have some hilarious grumpy cat type calendars.

Cat butt colouring book

www.iwantoneofthose.com/books/the-cat-butt-colouring-and-activity-book/12492942.html

Things to do on the loo

www.iwantoneofthose.com/books/52-things-to-do-while-you-poo-hardback-book/11709017.html

Fuck, marry, kill game
www.iwantoneofthose.com/gift-games/f-ck-marry-kill-card-game/12505113.html

I've bought tickets to something one evening and plan to write a note from the cat saying along the lines of I bought these so you'll fuck off out for the night and give me some goddamn peace and quiet.

Love these
Our two cats buy presents for DS and DD (adults)
Small handbag , guitar strap, guitar picks type of thing .

This year a set of mini colognes (DS) and a book(DD -she chose)
Wrapped really badly with clumps of fur sticking to it .
(Stole this idea from MN)

Pissed off cats calendar? Look what I found on Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1283305477/2023-pissed-off-cats-calendar-funny-cat?ref=sharev44_lx

Tin of expensive gourmet cat food?

I was going to suggest edible mice but some of these other suggestions are outstanding!

www.cafepress.co.uk/+i-hate-you+mugs some brilliant mugs here 😁

More ideas
Chocolate Sardines https://culinaris.co.uk/item/cluizel-milk-chocolate-sardines-blue-net-90g

Bad cat page a day calendar https://www.whsmith.co.uk/products/bad-cat-pageaday-calendar-2023/9781523516292.html

Mouse with blackboard https://shop.nationaltrust.org.uk/felt-mouse-with-blackboard.html

Different mouse https://shop.nationaltrust.org.uk/cast-iron-mouse-sculpture.html

Cat door stop https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1009907813/hand-crocheted-cat-doorstops-your-cat

Chocolate computer mouse https://thechocolateworkshop.co.uk/product/full-size-chocolate-computer-mouse/ (because cats are useless at shopping )

Chocolate mice www.chocolatetradingco.com/buy/chocolate-mice

A book eg Deric Longden the Cat who came in from the cold? Meow is a lovely picture book of cats

... and of course Exploding Kittens game www.explodingkittens.com/collections/games