Celeb neighbour has put up amazing lights

[Christmasamtryigtogetexcited]

I live very close to a famous celebrity and she has had the most amazing lights put up today ! They are fabulous and she told my husband this evening that they make her happy ..good for her ! Anyone else going to have their last hoorah this year ?

@SandrasStickyHat Oh to be a fly on the wall when his analytics are next checked.

Maybe not dying- just cant afford the electric bill past the end of November and being switched onto a meter. So a last hurrah now to say 2 fingers up to Octopus (other energy providers are available)

Hard for a celeb to have to pop down the co-op to top up their payment card. Not great insta

@Butwhybecause Don't waste your time finding out, the only red carpet she'll be walking come new year is the one in the job centre.

I’ve got a dentist and hygienist appointment next month, I’m gonna tell them about this thread.

Why would anyone give a shit that your neighbour that we don't know has put some lights up (far too early) that we can't see?

Poor old Nigel Hargreaves. He should get in touch with that John Lewis guy from the States who gets inundated with tweets this time of year.

NH must be feeling very very perplexed.

I once sat next to Robert Kilroy Silk at a party.

I bet Robert Kilroy Silk is an expert on American tan tights
(or just American tan coloured skin)

I once sat next to the owner of the Daily Sport at a party. He was exactly as deeply unpleasant as you imagine.

I suspect his Christmas lights look like this...

Is it Tommy mallet and Georgia from TOWIE?!

Robert Kilroy Silk looked like my PE teacher. He gave me nightmares about playing hockey without shin guards (or those stupid PE knickers)

This

I think it is a photo of 2 lights shaped like tits but I suppose it could be them?

Didn’t Kilroy-Silk disgrace himself in some way?

Russell Grant was almost my neighbour- he looked around a house on my street. You wouldn’t be able to see its Christmas lights though, because it’s tucked away out of sight.

No idea who Tommy Mallett is but I thought you said Timmy Mallet. I bet he has AWESOME lights!

But wouldn't Russell Grant be able to consult with the stars to see if his venus rising was compatible with your house without even having to view it?

@OldMotherShipton I'm dead 💀🤣🤣🤣

(And upsettingly I never even had a last Christmas lights hurrah!).

Who gives a sh”t OP.

Also, such a braggart.

Absolutely howling at this thread 😂 😂 😂 thank you op!

😆

What a fine word braggart is.

If Nigel Hargreaves (from Halifax) ever googles himself or his practice he's going to be so confused when this pops up 😂

Is it Louise Pentland?

He his too busy living the good life (no lights involved)

What did you do for your last staff Christmas night out?
We had an afternoon of quad biking and axe throwing (darts on steroids), followed by a meal and a few drinks in a local pub.

Who is the celeb? Tell us or leave here and never come back!

Stealthy McBraggerson