So the queens speach is going on the internet... Who should give the mumsnet Christmas speach and what should be in it?

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WELL?

Morningpaper! Her 2007 round up was fab.

What does the Queen normally whitter on about have to say?

I've never watched the Queen's speech.

Greensleeves, Custardo and Rhubarb.

Cod should type it.

Justine should read it. Phonetically.

I have no suggestions but I think the Royal Channel on YouTube should be called OneTube.

MP writes it, Cod types it and Justine reads it out as typed (WH, you are very very funny

UQD, you totally nicked that from the Telegraph! and it didn't make sense there either, as OneTube equates to MeTube, not YouTube!

at the idea that I read Der Telegraf!!

Oh yes, I see it is in today's Grauniad as well

lapin - is there a newspaper you don't get?

Please may I put on my farty prock, my cracker hat and lunge teeter around in the background with a big glass in my hand?

How does one pronounce tube? The estuary royals - Zara Philips etc - would say u-chewb. Did anyone see hear ZP's acceptance speech when she became BBC Sports Personality of the Year? It was really 'mazing. I fink she is probably fick.

Mumsnet Christmas message should definintely start:

Working mothers, stay at home mothers, breastfeeders and even formula-feeders, I wish you all a very happy Christmas.

Mai children and I ...