Christmas turkey woes

[imconfusedme]

How long do you cook at 4kg turkey for and at what temp pleeeeeeeeeeeeease?

Yes your bird will stay moist while you sort out your huge boner

DS eats everything. He is an utter ponce, loves M&S Chilli Prawns

Right, my new phrase for 2008 is going to be

'It's Tena'

That sounds so much nicer than moist, wet, damp or glistening.

lapin.

Of course no-one but you (and us) will have a clue what you're on about WiFi, but you go with what makes you feel moist good.

Surely Tena is the antithesis of moist! How about, er, KY "Vaseline"?

cheesy loaf with sauce over here

sorry, wrong thread

Lapin I went to London Bridge on Friday and NO WAY is at all on one level. I mean that's only true if you took to walking along the track. There's stairs off every platform.

Really? What a PAIN. It definitely says no stairs on the map, doesn't it? Did you have a nightmare?