K.E from London - come in please!

[CliffRichardSucksEggsInHell]

You know who you are!

I am dying to find out which regular you are, please put me out of my misery and tell me!

I have thanked you on the appropriate thread, but you say you sent me stuff last year and you obviously knew which Mumsnetter I was then. I got another parcel from you today and an M&S card! I've never been in M&S up here yet, it's one of those shops I pass and go "ooooooh" but never go in because I can never afford anything. Well now I can!

Please please let me know as now I have to be nice to everyone in case it's them and that'll kill me!

Ok ok ok, does her MN name begin with M?

beetroot doesn't even live in London!

I don't do Facebook I'm afraid.

So, is her MN name M WendyWeber?

And scummy has 2 sons.

No more clues. If she wants you to know she'll e-mail you when she gets mine. Now go and do something more interesting

Does Beety not live in London then?

See how shit I am at this!

I know

It's me, Cliff
Sorry to cause you angst
Have a good shop XXX

I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU!

I guessed as much last night but it did tax my brain a little to have to do so much thinking. But when they said it was from the nicest person on Mumsnet, well I didn't have to think too hard.

I am so so pleased I know who you are now. Not that it makes that much difference, but your card and note were just too intriguing!

Thank you once again, I so much look forward to going into M&S tomorrow and flashing my card about as if I shop there all the time!

merry Christmas Rhuby
I should have been less cryptic, but I meant what I said in my note - pls treat yourself.
I love you too, of course