cods clique thread

[FluffyMummy123]

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i love zoflora

This has become a grammar exercise.

I iron under duress.
I hoover through gritted teeth.
I bleach in joy.
I change bedding in a fit of coughing like I've got fricking consumption.

Shaking out the duvet makes me breathless.

My neighbour has put a robin on the top of her Christmas tree instead of a star. AIBU to think she is a bad mother?

With ecstasy or asthma Spockster?

She is in fact a demon. Do not look her in the eye or she will flay you. The robin is her familiar and can hear your thoughts

refer to robin thread please, I thought it was a theoretical ridiculous thread, but no it is actually A REAL ONE?

I do all housework with seething resentment.
I cook with a song in my heart, though.

I also have a stuffed Robin on my (indoor) lemon tree - is that why it never produces any lemons?

tis a daemon

also our next door neighbour sent us a card which is simply a digital photo of our own holly tree

is this fair?

Bundle

Are you mocking me???
a demon (or daemon, dæmon, daimon) all acceptable. But not as neighbours.

she's an artist, he's an ex member of the style council/architect/composer/kitchen entrepreneur

they have 2 cats

Was the holly tree in your garden? Were they confessing to trespassing? Or perhaps reminding you to get out your hedge trimmers?

part of it does stray into their airspace
we've taken bags of it round to rest of neighbours in festive warm gesture

it has plenty of berries

they have invited us to new year's eve drinks

Then it's clear they believe the card to be a generous display of their artistic talents, you should be grateful, maybe even thank them for honouring your humble tree in this way. But no, it is not fair.

Could you take a picture of their car, say, and make it into a card to return the compliment?

i wanted the tree felled last year but the tree surgeon told me it was one of the most beautiful holly trees he'd ever seen in london. so we kept it. and made £70 at borough market on some snippings.

I played with my Wii last night and my leg and hip ache.

ive broken a lamp and an ornament playing with my wii rather overenthusiastically

bet your hip wouldn't ache if you had just had a nice play with some lego.

I decline to post on the basis that you accused me of being your protegee

(although clearly I AM posting)
(fuck)

dh punched a hole in the big light playing golf with great gusto

oh gawd
not MORE computer games

argh

may take a picture of their cats sneaking into our house for a snack, the little buggers

god im so bored today
have to go to work soom though