What do you get for someone like this?

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Minimalist
Only likes expensive label things
Everything will end up in a charity shop by January anyway?
It’s a couple.

Budget?
I'd get them a posh hamper or theatre vouchers.

Theatre vouchers?

Experience gift - voucher for a cream tea, tickets to an exhibition, gig or cinema.

Depending on budget

Diptyque candle
Potted amaryllis - or send a bouquet of the dark red ones
Aesop resurrection hand wash - who can't use this ? Smells divine and package style may appeal to them
Planted arrangement from local florist - maybe white hyacinths or narcissus
Cheese hamper
Bottle of cremant or champagne
Do they have a Christmas tree - one of the exquisite hand painted Tom Martin baubles