What do we think WigWamBam will get from Christmas this year from her MIL???

[YuleLoveHekateAtSolstice]

After the knicker elastic and the loofah, whatever will it be?

The elastic-less knickers to go with the elastic?????????

maybe some velcro?

The other half of the loofah?

the lavnav toilet light?

to go with the knickers?

Safety pins maybe - in case the elastic goes!

A goat.

Only in her case it is sure to be dead, from the local butcher and on the turn.

Hence the reason it was a bargain.

Poor WWB she really is a saint.

I'm thinking a bar of soap. The sort you pick up free steal from a hotel.

She certainly is, Brie.

I'd have buried that crazy mil in my back garden years ago!

I reckon a past-its-use-by-date mince pie (Tescos Value, not M&S/Waitrose).

If one of us guesses correctly, our prize will be the present itself

And I've just spotted my title error.

I meant for Christmas, but you know that, right?

a pair of odd socks

packet of paper napkins

what did wwb do with the elastic?!!

Hekate, that's the most fantastic idea ... whoever guesses correctly gets the dead goat undoubtedly wonderful present

I think it'll be a hideous ornament. Possibly this

Too tasteful, Hunker

multipack of fruitshoot champagne

will it be a lightbulb?

This?

Although MIL does need some new light fittings herself ...

I am so

Patio indeed [harrumph]

Now WWB, I have some lovely wood offcuts, would you like those for Christmas this year? Things like that could come in very handy y'know

I bet you get one of these hideous jewelry holder that some twat so cleverly thought up they are everywhere in the shops, can't move for bumping into them.

A holder for string, made out of an old bisto tin, covered in a fetching maroony shade of red felt and some nice lacy trimming.

OOps that was my presnt from my mother a few years ago...

You can get them at all good Christmas Chaaaarity (said in smashy and nicey way) Fairs.

Or a set of doilies.

Or a pair of towelling bedsocks.

Or some clearly secondhand hankerchiefs, tartan pattern

Or some hideous animal knitted slippers.

I suddenly feel all competitive I want the crappy present!