Hit me with your best cracker jokes!

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I'm making my own crackers this year from scratch (polishes halo).

Please tell me your favourites - the cheesier the better! Thanks.

What about what goes 'oh oh oh' Santa walking backwards!

Or why was the snowman looking through carrots? He was picking his nose!

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride? A Holly Davidson

What do elves learn at school? The elf-abet

Can't think of anymore.