I know we discuss this every year, but what do you think Graham and Iris do?
Iris moves to LA and lives with the NDN as his assistant/carer. He teaches her the skills of script writing before dying in his sleep contently and he leaves her the house in his will, along with all the rights to his films. She is now financially independent, has a Separate Together relationship with Jack that lasts forever. He keeps proposing but she can’t be arsed with it.
Graham moves next door to live with Amanda and she sets him up with a publishing company that specialises in biodynamic vegetable growing. It is a moderate success so she buys him a vineyard to keep him busy. He drinks all the profits and she finally boots him out for being too needy. He cries. A lot.
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